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Delusions of Banjer, I must insist that you wear a helmet.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only:

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Had a good convo with my doctor about how fucked we are as a country. Got a rejection from a literary journal about a story I thought kicked ass. Drove the snakes out of Ireland. Was forced to consider that my recent Dunkin' Donuts spree and my not-great blood sugar test are almost certainly linked.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

We have no choice but to stan.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I've got a bad headache and I really think Chuck Schumer should have it instead.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

For some hideous reason, presumably some egregious past life musical misdeeds, I am benighted by upstairs neighbors who sing. I have been thus accursed since 2006. My current upstairs neighbor is around my age but never, ever leaves his apartment and doesn't seem to work. Even from home.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

I'm going to Indianapolis.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

“Aspic or Smuckers?” That is the punchline I had in my head when I woke up today. No set up. Frankly, none needed.

submitted 20 days ago • 16 comments

Happy International Ladies Night.

submitted 22 days ago • 8 comments

In the movie Psycho, Janet Leigh stands directly under the shower head and then turns the water on. That is why the movie is called Psycho, one assumes. I turned it off. Stupid.

submitted 24 days ago • 14 comments

Well I've muted "T****" and "M***" so I hope to see less of their stupid motherfucking faces on here at least. "Stanwyck" and "Mitchum" remain unmuted so let's see some noir foxes for me please and not goblins of doom. I will also accept any pics of Robert Ryan wearing the hell out of a suit.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

So it's not possible on here to turn off reposts? Like if someone is posting a link to something they're selling and they keep reposting it? I have to either see the same thing over & over or unfollow them entirely?

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Surely, after 10 years, most of us have realized that "If we continue to be civil and cooperative, they will have to reciprocate" is not working?

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Yesterday I beheld farm animals and their strangely shaped pupils. I pet a horse, I pet a donkey, I pet a goat. One of the horses had perfectly rectangular pupils. This horse loved my coat. One of the donkeys kept trying to eat grooming brushes. Also I held a farm cat in my arms. I went to a farm.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments