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quant.bsky.social
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I just learned my crush likes pirates when ninjas are clearly the best 😓

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Any time you buy toilet paper now you're forced to read some shit like "4=24" or "18=126"

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I drop to my knees moved by the beauty of the world "it's goated" I say, putting my head in my hands "it's all lowkey goated" I sob and start to softly whimper "it's always been lowkey goated"

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Donde esta la biblioteca, playboy

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, I figured you were gonna turn left. I could tell from the vibe your car was giving off

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Gone off that fishing

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Old Man's Son Also Old Man

submitted 3 days ago • 68 comments

I practice urinating full blast out of an erect penis every day to prepare for when someone draws a gun on me. He (or especially she) will never expect to get a stream in the eyes from down below, and presto: tables turned. Putting my phone on airplane mode now.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Discover tab has a lot of male sluts, I’m noticing. Do NOT say “weird, I don’t see that. Must be your algorithm.” Do NOT say “congrats on getting on the discover feed!”

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

A booklet of tweets I liked: drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkUS...

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Auto shop keeps asking if I want my tires rotated. Buddy, that’s what I’m using the thing for

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

European house music is completely unlistenable due to their choice of vocal samples. “Naked bodies everywhere / it’s ok, you can stare / naked bodies everywhere / it’s ok, you can stare / naked bodies naked bodies naked bodies naked bodies naked bodies naked bodies naked bodies naked bodies nak

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Picture of two birds: me and you (:💝 Picture of three birds: me and all of my friends Picture of four birds: me and everyone else on the wide face of the earth

submitted 515 days ago • 0 comments

Weird choice of music... I would have chosen something like this

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

professor: how can we figure out things? anyone? student 1: (smugly) by making a determination professor: ah but how can we make a determination if we havent figured stuff out student 2: (more humbly than student 1) we need to ensure that we know how stuff is. what its like professor: (proud smile)

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

It’s indicative of an undisciplined mind to inch forward at a red light

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

Accidentally moaning “oh boss” during sex

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Product Enlarged to Show Dopeness

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Peak hours at the gym, I’m at the matted area practicing the worm for 30 minutes straight

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

" karens " are rather shit - @ DRIL Take care of each other . Thank you

submitted 27 days ago • 59 comments

@traderjoes.bsky.social Bring back the marble rye IMMEDIATELY!

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Post: I know a thing or two about estimating quantities Twitter reply: Same with me, give or take Bluesky reply: I think you're implying that estimating is hard? Not sure what's funny/worth posting about this?

submitted 447 days ago • 1 comment

Wantonly oughing

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Let us now join our hands in prayer for the big backpop job I just kicked off

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Lake Michigan looks like it’s evaporating, a phenomenon called sea smoke. Plumes rise at least 10ft off the surface, an incredible sight. Go check it out if you’re not a wagey like me

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Trader Joe’s discontinued their marble rye, so it’s game over for me folks 🫡

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

(guy who calls it “politricks“) I actually call it Trick-Tok

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments