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Nothing moore, nothing less, only #Bond. Author of QUANTUM OF SILLINESS - exploring the dafter side of #JamesBond 007 - available now! Formerly @TheTchaikovsky over on Xitter. #QuantumOfSilliness 🍸
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Named after your father perhaps?

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Trespassers WILL be eaten

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“Are you with our group?” “No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour.”

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I haven’t seen a sky this purple since No Time To Die

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Underneath The Mango Tree / Make It Last All Night / Dirty Love megamix please variety.com/2025/film/aw...

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Same energy

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Whoever the next James Bond is they need to do three movies exactly or everything’s ruined

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This man will be choosing the next James Bond. Be very afraid.

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Living my best NO TIME TO DIE life with this outdoor shower in my hotel room. Just need to be careful not to leave my toothbrush lying about - there are some folk out there absolutely gagging for my DNA.

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“It used to be a convincing act Rosie. It’s wearing a little thin now.”

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When you’re impatient for Amazon to deliver something James Bond shaped

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For your rice only darling

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Whatever the future may hold Bond fans, we’ll always have Paris

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Literally being sold down the river

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To be clear, I put these titles, along with a few longlines together one morning in 2021, all before I got out of bed. To prove the point that it’s very easy to entice audiences with “expanded universe content” when there is actually no thought put into them whatsoever! #JamesBond

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You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become creatively controlled by an online shop

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The new season of White Lotus looks interesting

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I’m staying at a DIE ANOTHER DAY themed hotel and you can’t convince me otherwise

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As any discerning Bond fan knows, there’s the wrong way then there’s the

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“Having problems keeping it up Q?”

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“Hey Alexa, play some Tchaikovsky.”

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Whilst hiking in New Zealand today we came across MI6’s iceberg sub! We swam out to share some vodka and beluga caviar with Kimberley Jones but unfortunately she wasn’t in.

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“He’s just Cumming sir.” Many happy returns to GOLDENEYE’s Alan Cumming, who turns 60 today.

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Me rating Live And Let Die out of five

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Did You Know? After suffering spinal trauma at Shrublands, James Bond needed several sessions with a “C-C-CAIRO-PRACTOR!”

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Brian, Sarah, and Robbie are back to talk about "Diamonds are Forever", which means discussion of Dame Shirley Bassey, John Barry, the return of Sean Connery, and, of course, a look at where the franchise is (or maybe ISN'T!) heading in 2025! permanentrecordpodcast.com/prp-007-mini...

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Who needs inauguration day when you can be in Auger admiration all day?

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LIVE OMELETTE DIE THE MAN WITH THE GOUDA GUN THE SPY WHO LOVED BRIE RICOTTAPUSSY #NationalCheeseLoversDay

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Many happy returns to OCTOPUSSY's Kabir Bedi, born on this day in 1946. (When you’ve snorted too much dice-dust and someone mentions Never Say Never Again...)

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Many happy returns to THE SPY WHO LOVED ME’s winking assassin Caroline Munro, born this day in 1949. I always thought her character warranted a more innuendo-laden name (as per many Bond women of the era) but then realised Naomi backwards is 'i moan' so I suppose that's something.

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Me watching Diamonds Are Forever, Live And Let Die or Moonraker

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Pam Bondi / Pam Bond

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My brain when I ask for a flat white

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Did You Know? A VIEW TO A KILL is the only Bond film in which the average age of the cast matches the year of its release (85)?

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Proving she's still got Life covered: many happy returns to Bond's golden girl - and last remaining star of GOLDFINGER still with us - Shirley Eaton, who turns 88 today.

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Re THE SPY WHO LOVED ME: Naomi: "You are on holiday here?" Robert Sterling: "Where there's an ocean a marine biologist is never on holiday." Try no to blow your cover straight away James... you're in the Mediterranean, which is a sea.

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Enjoy your time in a 'Best Film' top ten list while it lasts, NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN. www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ja...

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It would be cool if the next James Bond involved him going up against one of these evil tech billionaires that are ruining the world. *Checks notes to see whose company now owns James Bond* Ah. Probably not then.

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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.

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THE POLAR EXPRESS / THE POLA SEXPEST

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If you ever wondered what a coked-up MOONRAKER discussion might sound like, you’re welcome youtube.com/watch?v=Y8fj...

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When you see CASINO ROYALE is on ITV tonight vs when you see it’s the 1967 version

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Oil Rig / Rigg (Oil)

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Many happy returns to Dali Benssalah, born on this day in 1992. In NO TIME TO DIE, Dali plays Primo - a cycloptic henchman who communicates with Blofeld using his eye-phone.

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Now this is my kind of Masked Singer. Many happy returns to the nothing-less-than-iconic Dame Shirley Bassey, born on this day in 1937

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