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alright i downloaded it BUT YOULL NEVA CATCH ME ALIVE
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one time i was in the dutch bros drive thru and the girl goes “and what size?” and i go “medi-uh. ya know what. large. been a large kinda day.” and then she COMPED MY DRINK AT THE WINDOW AND TOLD ME SHE HOPED MY DAY GOT BETTER😭😭
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first off if they’re bragging about it it’s probably like 1pt above average, second, totally fair game. i think interrupting with “how high, if you mind me asking?” is just polite enough while still poking lol
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Tucson. Arizona. that’s all i gotta say. everyone got taught their abuelas’ recipes and boy howdy can abuela turn a profit
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will you sell prints of this?
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absolutely GORGEOUS
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mistakes were made
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i was enraged for you, and then i was enraged AT you
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scrambled pancakes trended recently. not a bad way to eat pancakes.
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shut up this looks so stupidly good
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my brother in law who’s in highschool and i have been quoting the “oh boy, i sure hopes this burger isn’t funky burger! i stoods there in shock as my burger started BUSTING A MOVE” memes
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“bro _____” is back in. e.g. “bro did not see that coming”
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john, when will we see a separate bluesky profile for sports?
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icelandic yogurt el o el. very similar macro levels to greek yogurt
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hi!!!!
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man i’ve been having fun saying “bite and fight, tooth and nail” the last couple weeks
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what did we do to deserve a geosmin
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chat i meant to add /s but there’s no editing , i’ll bow out 🫡🫡🫡 it’s been an embarrassment🫡
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oh this is too many plots twists in one post DEFENSE MODE ACTIVATE🗣️
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oh gosh a CHOCOLATE SODA? i’m back to judging u sorry
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no that’s so valid, regular soda is just wayyy too sweet once u get used to diet sodas
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YEAAAAAAAA🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥
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descent to madness? more like ascent to the ether:) peanut ted butter jelly:)
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rfkjr at the inauguration lookin at this like