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too post-punk to live too new wave to die 🦇🕸️🎃
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february reads 💌 ♡ lullaby - chuck palahniuk ♡ a sunny place for shady people - mariana enriquez ♡ we used to live here - marcus kliewer #booksky 📚

*shaking you awake in the middle of the night* babe would you still love me if I was a wyrm

millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance

how it feels to work at the airport

it’s luigi’s mansion and we’re just living in it

dream blunt rotation

living my finest life

dating older men is crazy cuz wym you never heard of my chemical romance

explaining the year 2025 to the first guy i see after arriving in 1985: ...yeah and in the future if you wanna smoke weed you can just push the button on this apparatus 1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup? me: *coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker* what?

opening my mouth is like flipping a coin that will either land on “wisened oracle” or “dumb ass bimbo bitch”

as above, so below #thebandghost

Using a barbecue lighter to smoke my joint because the grocery store didn’t sell regular lighters. Probably because of woke.

the shinji cum hand HEALTH tee stays on during sex babe

I just think that in order to attend a vampire themed orgy, a certain level of effort in one’s costume should be enforced, lest the immersion be lost.

not beating the “loving my friends” allegations

Damnedday Part I 48 years ago today Damned Damned Damned is the debut album by English punk rock band The Damned, released on this day in 1977 as the first full-length album released by a british punk group #punk #punks #punkrock #thedamned #history #punkrockhistory #otd

got the morbs

Valentine's Day falling on a Friday is everything Robert Smith has been preparing us for

And you know I’ll eat that shit up EVERY 👏🏼 SINGLE 👏🏼 TIME 👏🏼

On February 14th we celebrate the 246th anniversary of my ancestors stabbing Captain James Cook right in his colonizing fucking neck. 🗡️🌺 Not-so-friendly reminder that Hawai’i should not be part of the United States, but a sovereign nation, as it was before it was overthrown and stolen from us.

4 albums you think are perfect. 🖤

I'm not donating to your political party if all you're going to do is post. I can do that for free. I will donate if you have a project to resurrect FDR and give him a gun

i miss doing SW but that means having to start over on a completely different social media platform and that sounds exhausting as fuck

The world would be a much better place if more boys wore eyeliner and nail polish

men who want thick bitches but are scared of some tummy are weak and would easily perish in battle

popping this and logging off forever

You can’t spell “guillotine” without “Elon” and I think that’s neat.

have u ever been personally attacked by a meme

Once in a Lifetime by the Talking Heads and the Myth of Sisyphus by Albert Camus are about the same thing. No I will not elaborate