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The liver king videos genuinely made me sad. Maybe people would still go insane without the internet, but seeing his influencer-specific descent to madness was really bleak

It’s forklift friday but the forklifts are currently inaccessible due to ongoing construction. This is my villain origin story.

It’s so fucked up that they make me work

inb4 Israel goes to war with New York’s nuclear progam

Wow GG New York. Didn’t think it would happen to be honest

Love giving thumbs ups. What a simple yet concise communicative gesture. Casual, friendly, non-threatening. It’s my crutch for short form interactions.

I long to be one with an elevated consciousness, unencumbered by the limits of this primitive, material form After the gym: I’m da strongest man in da universe baybee!!

“Is the world better off with Iran having a nuclear weapon?” Iran certainly would have been. Syria would have been. Libya would have been. Turns out if you wipe your ass with disarmament agreements & overthrow governments that don’t have nukes, the world gets a particular message.

I’m so sick of this shit

Therapist: You’re drifting off again. Where did you go? The inside of my head:

THEY DUN’ YASSIFIED THE SQUIRREL!!!

It’s so funny how every time one of these guys ruins their life doing violence for the fascist cause all their heroes are like “actually he’s a trans communist and a federal agent.”

Me greeting Boers at the airport

POV: You are being sniffed

This is one of those things that still gets under my skin. It’s obvious these guys are collaborating & dictating messaging. You can’t buy into this & think you are in any way a free thinker. You are a lackey who surrendered your heart to hatred to keep the privileged comfortable.

UPDATE: David Huerta was just released from custody!

I honestly have so much respect for Yeonmi Park. Bilking tens of thousands from the stupidest slobs on the planet by telling the most outrageous lies, then spending it all on experimental plastic surgery that makes you look wet all the time and fur coats

Bears repeating that the SEIU California president is still in federal custody, and sitting members of Congress were illegally refused access to the facility to check on him.

Can he have a falling out with the entire state of Israel next? Please?

One of my biggest wake up calls in realizing the internet is a dictatorship of the annoying was seeing people go absolutely nuclear when someone is perceived to have wronged them in any way. Extremely anti-social behavior and lack of empathy expressed in therapy-speak

Communicates entirely through Office gifs GF Has tasted human flesh and is haunted by its’ delectable flavor so it’s only a matter of time until he kills again BF

Trained legs & core today. I am the weights dog

Is there such a thing as a food sub? I love shitty service. Make me wait 20 minutes. Walk away as soon as I approach the counter. Treat me like trash. I’m going to cum.

Waiting for popeyes

this goes so hard. You can’t tell if it’s porn or from a feminist zine

If you haven’t tried it before, look up subreddits for 90s childhood shows. The people on them are completely deranged. They will morally scold a cartoon child for something with the passion of a grand inquisitor burning heretics.

Kinda weird that they found a working street light at the bottom of the mariana trench but it’s none of my business

I hear the director of the hotel, Mr. Buchanan, will be at the banquet hall tonight to show everyone his PENIS

Thinking about developing some parasocial relationships if anyone’s up for it

Imagine mpreg trump sucking his own lactation. Okay gn

If you don’t go to the gym, you will be tired and depressed. If you are tired & depressed you won’t want to go to the gym. Life, ehhh? 🚬

Forklift Friday on a Tuesday??? It’s more likely than you think

The one true ideology is Saint Jude socialism