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Knocking on the floor of the golden palace downstairs with a broom stick, “Shut up down there!”
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I really wonder if I’m on the spectrum sometimes
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I work in a Florida warehouse 🫡 nice knowing you all
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Fuck man
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lalalaLAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH
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This is one of those videos that pops into my head every few months & requires a rewatch. Thank you for saving me the trouble 🫡
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Damn that’s crazy. By the way, I received the coded messages you sent me through your hand gestures on shark tank. I’ll handle that thing for you, Mark.
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You ever notice Ashley’s birthday is all like “doodeedoodeedoo”
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Me, 45 seconds after the first bomb goes off, waiting for the rat poison to kick in
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Sometimes people are unpleasant or rude or selfish. It’s part of life. It doesn’t define the entirety of who they are. And sometimes you have to put up with it & love the person beneath that. Because, hey, sometimes you’re going to behave that way too! Anyway, love thy neighbor etc.
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“The way Stinky BETRAYED Arnold’s trust disgusted me. He is pure scum.” Guys it’s a kid’s television program from almost 30 years ago. How long have you been holding onto this hatred??
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This is really nice
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It’s so uncool that once I turned 30, everything began to frighten me
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“The gleaning drama is CRAZY”
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I’m more moderate on this (they should be sent to the countryside to farm corn)