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quickpitch.bsky.social
WNBA and NWSL evangelist esp BayFC and GS Valkyries. Always looking forward to the next game Also beer, bourbon, comics, zombies and video games Reformed lawyer turned maker of beer Unapologetically bi PROTECT TRANS KIDS She/her
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lmao at "spreadsheet body pillows"
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Or - if you're lucky - a trans kid!
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There are definitely worse ways to fail a jump =P
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lol ngl I totally remember this
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Thanks for that
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(ok but also don't rely an AI results - not saying they're wrong, but they are definitely unreliable as references)
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I'm still stunned that no team offered her a coaching position (apparently hiring men instead). But yeah - give the GOAT a chance to reinvigorate the league
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When I lived in a South Bay suburb, I would have needed to call the county sheriff if I needed anything, yet all the houses around me were covered by the city cops. County carve-outs are definitely a weird thing (we also had a septic tank because we couldn't tap into the city sewer system)
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Ok, one more because what in the actual fuck
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I can't make myself keep posting her bullshit, but omg she is working on some weird conspiracy theory, obviously not understanding how apps work. Check her timeline, and give her the shit she so richly deserves (stick to sports lol)
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WayMo derangement syndrome??
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Feeling the same way about LA, dude #BeatLAcops?
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Still obsessing about the "toxic fire" Like try looking at the bigger picture here, maybe??
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(also who gives a fuck about the "value" of the cars)
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And??? What are you doing about it?
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That's all? Maybe per hour
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Like fr, why is the #BayFC striker getting the most touches in front of the home goal? Shouldn't there be maybe some defenders in the general area?
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But definitely not liking this guy on the post-game show
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Extra bonus: get there early for Pride stuffs, including drag queens!
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"In fact, the rainbow itself isn't even needed. We can simplify it to a series of grayscale stripes, and you can also think the shape of a rainbow"
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For sure
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lol me and my therapist were bitching about this year's BayFC Pride gear because it's just awful - it's all white, with a 3 banded primary color rainbow on the chest, and this horrible design all across the back
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I mean. . . I cannot convey how deeply disappointed I am in #BayFC for this pathetic Pride giveaway
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Like, where's the gay? Why the fuck is there a muted 3 band rainbow using primary colors? And three stripes on a sock, also using primary colors. This is like an anti-Pride giveaway
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I mean. . . I cannot convey how deeply disappointed I am in #BayFC for this pathetic Pride giveaway
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You would think...