quimfandango.bsky.social
Artist | Writer | Maker
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I just know four coked-out tech “executives” at this startup had a collective spurt 💦 after days of agonizing over this perfect tagline
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You dodged a bullet. I did game testing for them a decade ago and they tried to pay us… with old games from their inventory. I had to badger them for a $75 check for the day.
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They don’t. Spoke to MAGA family this morning, who insisted “iF iT wAs HaPpEnInG iT wOuLD bE oN tHe nEwS!!!”
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It’s a small victory! Hence the tiny champagne 😁 I’m rootin’ for ya!
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As an American who lived in Quebec for 13 years (and suffered a marriage to a separatist for some of that time) I am so proud of y’all, and I popped a tiny champagne for the news 🥰
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It sounds like a digimon and now I can’t stop thinking about it
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I regret to inform y’all that Pornhub is blocked in several red states already. Ironically, you can circumvent the ban by looking at gifs on google images, so I just do that and make my own noises… sorta like bad lip reading.
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You should turn this into fabric ✨ I would love to make a scissor dress!
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Fuck those are some staggering numbers