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At this point the memes are the only thing holding me together
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The entire world economy depends on one 80 year old dumbass experiencing self awareness for the first time in his life

That's why I am not reporting this lie as "actual news".

Facts matter

This is what happens when you don't have gay people in your life.

obviously Bukele has given his spin, but if a single senator can spring Kilmar for margaritas, then it has become exceptionally awkward for the President and his entire executive branch to insist there's nothing they can do to get him back to the US.

I've long been a fan of Senator... [checks notes] ... Van Halen

“One of the top MS-13 members”? This woman is an officer of the court and the Attorney General of the United States. She knows that she wields immense power and responsibility. Yet here she is on national TV, making baseless claims about a guy her boss wrongly sent to a gulag in El Salvador.

Katy Perry went to space, cried "feminism" while NASA's forced to remove women's achievements from their history, caused an enormous amount of environmental damage, & contributed NOTHING to art or culture while she was up there. She released a set list for a tour that can't even give away tickets.

No evidence whatsoever has been presented that he is a member of MS-13

Yeah, it's the people describing him as the father of an autistic child who are "sensationalizing" this, and not the people who are insisting this guy with no criminal record is actually some sort of Super Terrorist Voltron who's worse than Osama bin Laden, MS-13 and Pablo Escobar combined.

i'm watching a group of conservative law professors insist that there is a grand debate over birthright citizenship that somehow escaped generations of scholarship and only popped into existence after a right-wing president announced an effort to nullify the 14th amendment.

This is a lie. Deportation processes are not foreign policy.

This is a lie.

Guy who claims to be a master dealmaker can’t even strike a deal with one of his closest allies to secure the return of a man he mistakenly sent to prison?

He wants to build prisons in El Salvador for American citizens he doesn't like. Enough's enough. He needs to be stopped.

On this day in 2006, Neil banged out the tunes

Outright fucking lying.

“He made 2.5 million today and he made $900 million. That’s not bad.” Sounds like market manipulation to me. That’s bad.

Trump surrendered again on tariffs after the bond market went nuts, which he and his advisers were too stupid to foresee, then he was unable to get House Republicans to agree on a budget deal even after it was brought to the floor for a vote, all while claiming victory the entire time.

This is the "stock prices can be manipulated" part.

Art class should never stop being a thing. Like if right after lunch we all got to go down to the basement for an hour, throw on a smock, and make collages out of old magazines while somebody's eccentric, slightly witchy aunt tells us how great we're doing, I feel like we'd all be in a better place.

I think it’s very funny that one of the go-to defenses for Trump’s very stupid version of mercantilism is “he’s had these views for forty years.” Oh well, then we absolutely *gotta* let him wreck the global economy if he’s believed this nonsense for long enough.

Yup!

He looks like utter dogshit oh my god

Trump: "You know, our country was the strongest, believe it or not, from 1870 to 1913. You know why? It was all tariff based. We had no income tax." (This is nonsense.)

He appears to be suggesting here that Nazis winked at prisoners in concentration camps and slipped them snacks to “show love.”

> @jonfavs.bsky.social @mollyjongfast.bsky.social

He's so fucking stupid. He's so fucking stupid.

Trump: "I spoke to a lot of leaders -- European, Asian, from all over the world. They are dying to make a deal, but I said 'we're not gonna have deficits with your country' ... to me a deficit is a loss. We're gonna have surpluses or at worst we're gonna be breaking even."

60 Minutes found no criminal record for 75% of the Venezuelan migrants the U.S. sent to a mega-prison in El Salvador. https://cbsn.ws/4lC4Vp5

When Rick Scott was CEO the company defrauded Medicare, Medicaid. DOJ won 14 felony convictions against the company, which was fined $1.7 billion. It was the largest healthcare fraud in U.S. history. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Sc...

The reason Republicans wrongly believe the Hands Off protestors are paid is because Republican donors ABSOLUTELY pay protestors to show up at school board meetings and pay people to attend Trump events.

@schumer.senate.gov you need to step down

Is this good

None of this would be happening if congress had made actual laws instead of everybody relying on “gentlemen’s agreements” which are predicated on politicians being people of good will

My oven is a pretty standard thing but it has this feature called "rapid preheat" where it will run both the broil and the bake elements together until it's within 50° of your target. This feature is approximately 700X more useful and interesting than having it connected to the internet.

Can’t stop cracking up at this. Incredible.