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Sentient Picasso painting. Lawn gnome enthusiast. Actually Henry Bemis. Fighting CPTSD. They/them Icon: https://bsky.app/profile/kumakiss.bsky.social
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Hey, I have been absolute shit at getting back to dms because I’ve been depressed anyway, but I will especially be this weekend. If you need to contact me, and you can text me, do that. Otherwise, I’m going to grieve something I’ve waited eight years for, and am not going to be part of.

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Because they still have Black History Month in the Federation.

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I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

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i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread

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Horny on Main (posting sexual desires on your social media timeline) should not be confused with Horny in Maine (lusting after a lobster fisherman).

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We have hit the point of our screwdriver drinking where we’re looking at the West Virginia Paranormal Trail and planning a hypothetical web series for the sole purpose of writing part of the trip off as a performing expense.

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Stream is up now with the game starting in a little less than five minutes. If you’re interested.

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We’re gonna try it now! At 1 Pm Eastern join me as I try to wrap up the last of Indiana Jones and the Great Circle at Twitch.tv/boozybadger before I go back to work on Thursday! Hopefully. I think.

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It’s time for the Holiday Episode of Boozy’s Legal Funhouse wherein myself, @alkalibismuth.bsky.social and special guest @buddygoodboy.com talk about Santa getting kidnapped by rednecks, setting himself on fire, and helicopters! Live on your podcast service of choice or at the link below!

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@boozybadger.bsky.social is just out of recovery, all went well, and he has a shiny new hip

submitted 87 days ago • 53 comments

Give us a moment, we are having technical issues, but will be streaming shortly!

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The vigil begins. Join the faithful and watch TORKO’s holy slumber. Or don’t, I mean, it’s a stream of my turkey slow roasting in an oven for ten hours.

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FINALLT! Join me and @alkalibismuth.bsky.social tonight at 6 PM Eastern at Twitch.tv/boozybadger for a live recording of the Thanksgiving episode of Boozy’s Legal Funhouse!

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Matt Gaetz looks like if there was an Inside Out character named Stranger Danger

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Oh hey, in case you need some good news, the population decline of honeybees has actually reversed: fortune.com/2024/04/03/h...

submitted 120 days ago • 71 comments

Pre show live now! Main show in 30 minutes at 7pm central!

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Draggor's Halloween Variety Show Thursday October 31 @ 7pm Central NEW STREAM URL: speakeasy.draggor.me Join us for a variety show of music videos, ghost stories, a movie watch along, and more on Halloween! Many of our friends are pitching in to make this a wonderful spooky furry spectacular.

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QooC: I forgot to peen my tang. @boozybadger.bsky.social @quotationmarks.bsky.social

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Cymbalta withdrawal was the most horrible experience; I would not wish it on my worst enemy. If you’re taking it currently, speak to your prescribing physician on what you can do so you don’t have to deal with those side effects while you are waiting on new meds

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Sometimes i will post quality shit i find on imgur

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Comedy should always punch up. Never down. A lesson that a few "comedians" have forgotten. Never forget the lessons from George Carlin. ~Punch up, never down. ~Billionaires are fair game. "Bunch of whiny pussies" as he'd say if he were alive.

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Tomorrow night, Thursday October 17 @ 8:00pm Central Return to Oz! Live at b.siobud.com/draggor-hall... Joining me will be @alkalibismuth.bsky.social himself for before & after the movie! Want to chat along? We'll be on the @alkalianonymous.bsky.social discord: discord.gg/WRMtdTeMtF

submitted 137 days ago • 1 comment

the funniest thing to happen to a song about fucking

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Also, our silly webcomic I'm doing with @jenpallante.bsky.social is on TopWebComics now! If you could, give the link a click and give us a vote! It helps push us up the list so more people can see it. We'd both appreciate it. <3 www.topwebcomics.com/vote/27420

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