Horny on Main (posting sexual desires on your social media timeline) should not be confused with Horny in Maine (lusting after a lobster fisherman). - ThreadSky

billcorbett.bsky.social • 60 days ago

Horny on Main (posting sexual desires on your social media timeline) should not be confused with Horny in Maine (lusting after a lobster fisherman).

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proudveteran.bsky.social•60 days ago

Mmm, Lobstah!

packratt.bsky.social•60 days ago

As long as it isn’t horny on mane, the centaur love story.

droseph.bsky.social•60 days ago

You've seen him on your tik-tok, too?

a-fleck-on-a-speck.bsky.social•59 days ago

54 years 🥂🍾📚💕🌨🐾🐾

amissionfromdog.bsky.social•60 days ago

That's just the annual trumpet parade down the center of town.

briank.bsky.social•60 days ago

You just revealed the twist in the new Stephen King book.

zeblarson.bsky.social•60 days ago

Gotta watch out for those fishermen, they can be pushy too

earational.bsky.social•60 days ago

Alternately, lobsters.

chestaheadinc.bsky.social•60 days ago

Horny in Maine would be a delightful showtime comedy from like 2004.

conductress.bsky.social•60 days ago

I worked at B&N in Boston and we sold a Lobstermen of Maine calendar. For real.

luclonde.bsky.social•60 days ago

I think we've all been there at some point.

malcolm-prier.bsky.social•60 days ago

🎶Blame it on the bi-bi-bi-bisque, baby! 🎶

anon44.bsky.social•60 days ago

Or Horny on Mein, where you lust after Chinese food.

punksnotdead.bsky.social•60 days ago

No, no, that's horny in Bar Harbor. Horny in Maine is lusting after caribou.

unknownneo.bsky.social•60 days ago

Or an Elder God.

choppernewt.bsky.social•60 days ago

The Horny on Main is always packed. It’s smarter to go to the one on Market and White Oak even though it’s out of the way.

sandwichpick.bsky.social•60 days ago

There's Horny on Main, down on 3rd street. The Frisky Kitty, that's on third. Hurting and Thirsty, in fact it's all part of the Horny Complex on third street

josie.zone•60 days ago

Underrated post

hockeenight.bsky.social•58 days ago

Free unlimited lobster? I'm fuckin turgid.

silentbob-x.bsky.social•60 days ago

Horny In Maine. Sounds like a book Captain Pierce wrote when he got home from the Korean War.

bwellsmc.bsky.social•60 days ago

Or horny on mane, which is just a unicorn

hegaldia.bsky.social•60 days ago

i think they call that "hodgmania" and people get it from listening to podcasts

padathir.bsky.social•60 days ago

Some day I want to see a brass instrument store on Main Street named Horny on Main. Maybe they can get Mr. B Natural to promote it.

octoprime.bsky.social•60 days ago

*that being said*

fledindiana.bsky.social•60 days ago

Ayuh.

airbudddwyer.bsky.social•60 days ago

Leslie Neilsen's guest spots on Murder She Wrote are also the latter

schw4b.bsky.social•60 days ago

"Horny on Mane," the erotic centaur literary universe...

skunkola.bsky.social•60 days ago

Have you seen that 'How to eat Lobster (or somesuch)' on Dumb TV with Chris & Matt? It's terrifyingly brilliant.

lobsterbutt.bsky.social•60 days ago

Sometimes All you need is a burly lobsterman

maggiek.bsky.social•60 days ago

Horny on Main in Maine would be an EXCELLENT Hallmark Christmas movie written by Chuck Tingle

spider95818.bsky.social•60 days ago

What if you're in Maine and standing on Main Street?

a-fleck-on-a-speck.bsky.social•59 days ago

Mainlining...?

spider95818.bsky.social•59 days ago

😆😂🤣

bigtotoro.bsky.social•60 days ago

The worst Hallmark Christmas movie ever.

elgin-miller.bsky.social•60 days ago

Or Horny on Mame, a sexual desire for Rosalind Russell.

snailbunnydesigns.bsky.social•60 days ago

Considering this account is for posting kidlit art, it’s probably wrong either way

kladdagh.bsky.social•60 days ago

Horny in Maine is the subtitle of Stephen King's The Tommyknockers.

catssimsbooks.bsky.social•60 days ago

I was just reading that romance novel.

redsage.bsky.social•60 days ago

vulpeculahex.bsky.social•60 days ago

I thought Horny in Maine was lusting after Jessica Fletcher

thatac.bsky.social•60 days ago

Why not both dot gif

smallerdemon.bsky.social•60 days ago

opsirus.bsky.social•60 days ago

Neither should be confused with Horny en Mane (lusting after an anthropomorphic feline) unless you are a Québécois attending a furry con in Maine and posting to your social media feed. In that case excelsior!

twistedeye.bsky.social•60 days ago

One dreams of someone who could give them lobsters,
The other dreams of someone who would could give them crabs

jrnorton.bsky.social•60 days ago

Retitled “Homard for the Holidays” after internal discussions

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