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quux.bsky.social
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YES! Try to prove me wrong. πŸ˜‡πŸ˜πŸ˜Ž

Probably, if I was drunk enough. But fortunately that never happened. I mean, being drunk and this fortunate. πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‰πŸ˜Ž

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Yes. Although my eyesight improved again over the last four years… πŸ€”πŸ˜³ (according to the optometrist). 😎

Yup, but FAT CHANCE!! 😎

George warned you more than a decade ago. And still those morons voted for him that shall not be named, and the vassals surrounding him… πŸ€”πŸ˜³ Fuck!! 😳😱🀯😎

Okay. I guess now I’m ready to publish them. πŸ˜πŸ˜‰πŸ˜Ž Killing it!! 😎 Oh, wait, I almost forgot about that last one… πŸ€”πŸ˜³πŸ˜‰

Where is the punched paper tape? πŸ€”

Just a little reminder of what’s ahead. 😎

A perfect example of garbage in, garbage out. πŸ§πŸ€” Quite similar to what is happening in the United States of America… 😳😱🀯😎

Just so you know!! πŸ˜‡πŸ˜Ž

Yes, touchΓ©! πŸ˜πŸ˜‰πŸ˜Ž

So, why tell me in the first place? πŸ€”πŸ˜Ž

Let’s be happy again today!! πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‰πŸ˜Ž

Remember that series? πŸ€” Okay, I confess I watched it because of Christina Applegate, but still… πŸ˜πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‡πŸ˜Ž

Man!! Maybe, just maybe, you shouldn’t have smoked that last joint before taking on this task! πŸš¬πŸ’¨πŸ˜Ž

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He’s lucky, you know! He kinda chose for it, AND getting paid for it as well. Over the last couple of years I am doing something similar, but pro bono and not really voluntarily… πŸ˜πŸ˜‰πŸ˜Ž

Well, currently on two out of three. That’s not bad, that’s progress!! πŸ˜‡πŸ˜Ž

So true. 😳😎 And, again, excellent advice! You should follow me for more! πŸ˜‡πŸ˜

What is yours? Mine was progress, followed by confident, appreciative, and resilient. πŸ§πŸ€”πŸ˜πŸ˜Ž

Sure. It all makes sense… πŸ€”πŸ˜Ž

Okay. I guess it’s still early. But this made me laugh. So now it’s up to you! πŸ§πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜Ž

Junior Pentesters on the job for the first time. 😏😎

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Right now? The silence would be deafening!! 😳😱😏

Since I’m posting this from my bed, and I did not get my first cup of espresso today … Ssssst! No talking to me!! … It proofs that I’m not procaffeinating! πŸ€”πŸ˜πŸ˜Ž

Well, it’s just one of those thoughts that keep me busy at night… Share some of yours!! Don’t be afraid, I just know they’re not even close in weirdness to mine! 😱😳😏😎

Yup, cause that would definitely be one of my favourite super powers. πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ˜Ž

Yeah… Later… 😎

Perfect name, now give me the Budweiser so I can baptism this thing… 🍺😎

Too late, too little. Enjoy the chaos America… πŸ€”πŸ˜±πŸ˜³

A whole lot to process, and day one just saw Sir L. at a similar position in a Ferrari as we saw him most of the last season in a Mercedes. πŸ˜‡πŸ˜Ž

Doctor: Are you getting enough sleep? Me: why do you ask? 😳😱😎

An author? Or a reader? πŸ€”πŸ˜Ž

Finally! πŸ§πŸ€”πŸ˜³πŸ˜Ž

Oh, Scotland. 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😏 The English language is forever in your debt!! πŸ€”πŸ˜Ž

This or these musician(s) clearly know their stuff. πŸ€”πŸ˜Ž

Hey! So Trump featured in that film too!! 😏🀯

Doing that all the time. 😎 It only gets worse. πŸ€”πŸ˜±πŸ˜πŸ˜Ž

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See, (s)he is not omniscient. πŸ€”πŸ˜³πŸ˜±πŸ˜‡πŸ˜Ž

Concerned and unfortunately convinced… 😳😱

I just hope Macron mentioned this to the Trump administration earlier this week. Looking at the body language of him that shall not be named, he actually did. But I doubt that he that shall not be named will remember this for more than a couple of hours… 😎

Damn you Newton!! πŸ§πŸ€”πŸ˜‡πŸ˜³πŸ˜Ž

A little bit of encouragement never killed someone, no?! πŸ§πŸ€”πŸ˜‡πŸ˜πŸ˜³πŸ˜Ž

If only he stopped there, but no! He had to create those fucking geese too… 😱😳😎

Oh dear! πŸ˜… Such a disappointment… πŸ˜‡πŸ€£πŸ˜³πŸ€”πŸ˜Ž

No Twix and no strawberries in the fridge. But if there were… I think the strawberries would be devoured long before I would have touched the Twix… 😎

So, spread it apart, lick it with your tongue, grab the sides, and eat its cream. It’s quite clear that it would not worry… 😎