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#sunset #urban #railway #phone #nofilter

#sunrise #nofilter #frozen

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

#mediterranean #seaside #rainbow #pano #phone #nofilter

Faint #rainbow. Still stoked. #pano #iphone #nofilter

when smash mouth said 'the years start coming and they don't stop coming' i really felt that

WAIT WAIT WAIT Why were we told not to blow bubbles in our drinks as kids? I've just rediscovered the joy of it at 38.

Went to the gym. It was closed. Ah well, there's always next year

Had no idea #vertorama existed before @panophotos.bsky.social pointing it out so here’s an accidental one from #Salzburg Residence Square. A year full of beautiful moments to everyone! Let’s capture as many as possible. Be bold but kind. #pano #iphone

I'm not a lawyer and I went "Whaaaaaaaaa!?" so many times. This is absolutely hilarious and bad, like REAL bad. Can't wait for @questauthority.bsky.social and @kenwhite.bsky.social 's reactions.🤣

I understand on an intellectual level that Gangsta's Paradise was an important sociopolitical piece of art but the heart wants what the heart wants and the heart wants me to rewrite the lyrics to Hamster's Paradise.

give me coffee for the things i can change and some gasoline and a match for the things i can’t.

I just absentmindedly ate a Pringle while listening to an audio book on building self discipline. This feels like peak twixmas

#winter #snow #mountain #sunrise #mist #iphone #nofilter

#sunset #mountains #snow #iphone #nofilter

“I can wrap a present with 3 pieces of tape” yeah well I can rap the entirety of baby got back by sir mix-a-lot. a skill that is also useless but I am eager to brag about

#winter #landscape #morning #sunrise #pano #iphone #nofilter

Someone asked for my Mondrian Simpsons picture as a print so I've put it on Redbubble www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1674...

#iphone #nofilter #pano

#hoarfrost

Today we celebrate Boxing Day in the UK, so named because cats spend the day exploring empty boxes discarded from Christmas Day* *This may not be true

These guys win Christmas

I still think one of the greatest lyrical turns of all time is Tom Petty saying, And I'm FREE. Free fallin.

this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer

Just burned 2000 calories trying to find the right song for my workout.

The #IcebergDiagram is somewhat similar to #venn but also includes irregular shapes as well as watermark and splashmark #ideation

No pre dinner drink comes close to a well made #BloodyMary. And that’s even before considering it already includes the soup and a little salad.

30 years ago Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou aka #GeorgeMichael invented #AgileMethods in his pursuit of the perfect sax solo for the song #CarelessWhisper. To this day #engineers are taking example in his relentless pursuit of #quality. #wham

#volcano #rainbow

as an Old, the most startling thing about Post Malone is how generic his music sounds. The most boring supermarket pop you could imagine. In my day, a guy who looked like that would make the worst music you could possibly imagine and we would listen to it on repeat

i cannot read the word “intergalactic” without hearing the beastie boys in my head, this is my curse

Another day of #livingontheedge is about to reach it’s apex when after an hour of blasting #rancid while cleaning the house I’ll crack open the can of #beer I dropped earlier at the supermarket

Was the only guy with a #tie at the dept #xmas do and the #executive #vp who probably wore a tie most of his professional life kinda #dissed me. Felt quite #punk. Will pay them back by modifying the ppt master slide in ways only the most hopeless #ocd recognise the #corporate #rebel i am

An owl came down a family's chimney in Virginia and found the perfect spot on top of their Christmas tree. Animal control came and released the wild barred owl outside. 💕

I know why! I looked it up recently! It turns out that "sacre bleu" is what linguists call a minced oath—a cutesy rephrasing of a swear to make it suitable for mixed company, like "Oh, fudge!" "Sacre bleu" is the "gosh darnit" version of "Sacre Dieu!"—Holy God. Which is why nobody says it anymore.

Weird how it only feels like 30 to 40% of a real shower when you don’t get your head wet. I say head because I don’t have any hair anymore

#sunset #water

Whoever needs this.

The worst angle for a picture of a seal

Stoners, let me improve your weekend: Someone uploaded their personal VHS recording of SIX HOURS of MTV's 1994 Beavis & Butt-head Moron-athon on @archive.org with commercials, Liquid TV & misc MTV shows: archive.org/details/beav... I just quickly scanned it & found this hilariously dorky DOOM 2 ad:

Use the Costanza method of looking annoyed to help you get through the next week and a half at the office to get you to the holiday break

Trying not to share stuff from the other place here but this is gold 🤣

Everyone like venn diagrams so here’s one #innovation #venn

Geometriphylogenetics xkcd.com/3010