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World's #2 car hater Bicycle enjoyer Unstable, but not very unstable I AM HIM (pronnies)
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There are days where you are completely aware that you are just meat hallucinating a sense of identity, and there are other days where rice tastes really good.

I love her so much that I feel like my heart is gonna come out of my chest. And I don't think she'll ever love me like that. I'm crying so much right now.

I hope that Sabrina Carpenter song has made people stop pronouncing it “ex-presso”

EMILY IN PARIS EMILI N PRISZ EMILIA PÉRSZ EMILIA PÉREZ

"I never see you at the club" ok but I never see you at the farm toys gallery in The Museum of English Rural Life

I hate cars, pass it on.

My idols are dead and my enemies are in power.

Noticing a trend of people adding -fication to words. The ficationfication of language

Elon Musk is a paid subscriber to an active pro-apartheid account. There's no alternate context or gray area to something like this. If you're not disgusted by this, you've picked your side of the line already.

A wallet is just a wireless pocket

I'm pretty sure hell is modeled after LinkedIn

I hate when I waste a really good joke on an unfunny person :(

I wish I was half as cool as tha girl

I put pizza condiments on my sandwiches. I'm a free thinker.

Everyone in my life secretly hates me I know it

I have seen so much "the New Jersey drones are just another sign that society is falling apart...it's the military...it's Iran...it's martial law" but I swear to christ it's probably some fucking YouTuber.

Making music sucks I love doing it

I have such a stupid taste in women

I'm gonna become one of those people that posts a gorillion times a day because I hear some people can "trade" addictions. So maybe if I force myself to become addicted to this app I'll be able to quit binge eating, energy drinks, alcohol... I'm a genius

John Mayer is so cool

Is to-do lists being useless to you an autism thing? Or Im I just lazy? God I gotta schedule that screening... I'll put it on the list

Saw a picture someone took of me and now I'm never eating anything ever again.