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My partner wants this hatchet that’s hard to get. I signed up to be alerted when it’s available. I’m usually an “unsubscribe” gal but I want to surprise him. The company texts me 10x a day. It’s never about the hatchet. I’m starting to feel like they’re toying w me. Maybe the hatchet doesn’t exist

Rewatching D&D, and: Jarnathan

what's up bean heads

We had to drug Theodore to take him to the vet today and in his altered state he’s finally allowing me to Baby Bjorn him

I will simply have to find something else to wear

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

bouncing on it in a way that honors the elders

I miss a time I barely remember, that may not have existed, when some things were chill

I’ve always known in my heart that if I had lived in Nazi Germany, I would’ve fought Hitler tooth and nail. But what’s happening here is pretty different and I’ve got bills to pay so…

What unimaginable horrors have been known by the teens in this elevator decor

UMMM Flew into Miami today to get engaged this weekend. I pressed play on Miami by Will Smith the second my partner walked in the door after work last night, signaling the start of our vacation. And he said — the man I’m going to agree to MARRY said — “?????? Haha what? is this pitbull???????”

No I said I'm depressed. But deep rest sounds great, I would love that.

Important announcement: This cat works at Lowe’s and I got to pet him I repeat, this CAT WORKS AT LOWE’S and I GOT TO PET HIM

🍤🍤

LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.

Doctors agree: the Ass is the father of the legs

Here’s something pleasant to think about: Sunset time today was already ten minutes later than it was on Dec 21. And ten days from now, it will be eight minutes later than it was today!

It shouldn’t have to be the casino’s OR the bartender’s responsibility to babysit your adult ass

going into 2025 with this energy

Actually, Frankincense was the name of the doctor who created it. You're thinking of Frankincense's monster.

We are the granddaughters of the grandmas your reindeer couldn’t run over

omw! not like literally but i have like a spirit of being omw