Actually, Frankincense was the name of the doctor who created it. You're thinking of Frankincense's monster. - ThreadSky

rtechgaming.bsky.social•62 days ago

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desert-sooner.bsky.social•62 days ago

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psychopete.bsky.social•62 days ago

I’ll allow it.

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eggzbacn.bsky.social•63 days ago

He can only be called Frankincense if he come from the Frankincense region of Transylvania.

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sexeres.bsky.social•63 days ago

but then you read the story and learn that Frankincense himself was in fact the monster

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markleeebe.bsky.social•62 days ago

Just .... stay where you are and collect your prize for winning the internet today.

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dawnlagronefink.bsky.social•63 days ago

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msmuffet6754.bsky.social•62 days ago

Apparently you need a roll on Frankincense, and it makes your joints feel better. Check if he is married first.

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fsl3.bsky.social•63 days ago

Myrrhy Christmas to all!

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stronger2gether.bsky.social•62 days ago

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cozy-ghost-gaming.bsky.social•63 days ago

Are we all frankincense’s monsters. Or was it just the friends we made along the way

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sandiegojoe.bsky.social•63 days ago

I needed this comment section.

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micahcf.bsky.social•63 days ago

It is here for you.

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jazzrat2000.bsky.social•63 days ago

And the author of the phrase what's that smell?

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vfghoaaqa.bsky.social•63 days ago

Google Play search for E-Play free music software

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cjloveshorror.bsky.social•63 days ago

That thing was misunderstood, but man it smelled HORRIBLE

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gallymaxwell.bsky.social•63 days ago

And in his biopic, he crushed the ladies, yet they sang:

AH, SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I'VE FOUND YOU...

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erikalynne.bsky.social•63 days ago

Heh

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mariablack.bsky.social•63 days ago

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gregcarrhope.bsky.social•62 days ago

Took
Me a second but good one.

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bsky.ltd•62 days ago

Myrrh was the sound Jesus's cat made. He had the first known cat lisp until Jesus cured him.

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edwoodk.bsky.social•63 days ago

The Virgin Mary Shelley was quite specific.

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unclearnuclear.bsky.social•63 days ago

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revealedleaf.bsky.social•63 days ago

Frankly makes a lotta cents.

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pfalcon.bsky.social•63 days ago

✨️ gen|us ✨️

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scariann.bsky.social•63 days ago

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muindownie.bsky.social•62 days ago

Such... myrrhth.

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martygabriel.bsky.social•63 days ago

I think I'm going to have to de-myrrh on this one.

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sockcaricatures.bsky.social•63 days ago

I didn’t know how much I needed a belly laugh this morning. This one hit me just right. Thanks!

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wlbnkhkxg.bsky.social•63 days ago

Google Play search for E-Play free music software

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maxwellmercy.bsky.social•63 days ago

The Bride of Frankincense is available at all Sephora stores

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mikki49.bsky.social•63 days ago

😂😂😂😂

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cantse.bsky.social•62 days ago

Mine are going to be under 20 cm of snow today and won't be blooming any time soon. 😩

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gollyjeepers.bsky.social•63 days ago

I’ll de-myhrr to your answer.

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stevekoehler22.bsky.social•62 days ago

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konietzkystrain.bsky.social•63 days ago

He smelled awesome.

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leftoftheaisle.bsky.social•63 days ago

Atomizer was his given name, believe me.
Tremendous scent.

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gnocchidokey.bsky.social•62 days ago

myrrh mistake

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mayhemmayhap.bsky.social•63 days ago

Very droll, very de myrrh

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hhtheiii.bsky.social•62 days ago

It's pronounced Fronkincense.

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gullringe.se•62 days ago

Do you also say Froderick?

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harleyriv.bsky.social•63 days ago

It’s a horror story whichever way you look at it…

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honaloochie.bsky.social•63 days ago

Pedant

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sedonarocks.bsky.social•62 days ago

😅

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greeblehaus.bsky.social•63 days ago

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levelheaded101.bsky.social•63 days ago

😂🤣😅

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padresj.bsky.social•63 days ago

Actually, Frankincense's monster is from the wrong part of the world. You're thinking of the Little Myrrhmaid.

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mary-jane33.bsky.social•63 days ago

Well played 😅

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arosen999.bsky.social•63 days ago

lol

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elayne1948.bsky.social•58 days ago

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stillwewillrise.bsky.social•63 days ago

I'm not afraid of Frankincense. Or his monster. Bring on the fumes!

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kevinsteinley.bsky.social•63 days ago

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kevinmcnamee.bsky.social•63 days ago

This joke is gold. Myrrh please.

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sapiens365.bsky.social•62 days ago

A particularly smelly one who was a gift to the baby Jesus, because one of the Wise men read Mary Shelley's book and mistook a german beer measure for a much sought after prize.

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truebluebroad.bsky.social•62 days ago

“He Would Have An Enormous Schwanzschtücker.”

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gmherauk.bsky.social•63 days ago

Okay that legit made my day.

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alisandedm.bsky.social•63 days ago

Oh Lawd have myrrhcy.

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freedomcalls.bsky.social•63 days ago

I thought it was Doctor FrankenMusk and his Monster! 🤣

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the100acrewood.bsky.social•63 days ago

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ellenenders.bsky.social•63 days ago

frankenstein's monster

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opposeignorance.bsky.social•63 days ago

Breaking: "Frankincense derives from the Old French expression franc encens, meaning 'true incense' (wikipedia)."
#Don'tMakeOtherPeopleDoYourResearchWeDoNotHaveTimeForThat

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micahcf.bsky.social•63 days ago

I did not expect to learn something here. That's impressive!

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opposeignorance.bsky.social•63 days ago

Breaking: "You're never too x to learn someting."

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micahcf.bsky.social•63 days ago

So true...

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evil-green-ranger.bsky.social•62 days ago

Okay, that’s worth a follow. Chortling right now.

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johnmharrison25.bsky.social•63 days ago

FrankenSTEIN

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amiberger.bsky.social•63 days ago

It’s only Frankincense if it comes from a particular region in Frankin. Otherwise it’s just sparkling monster.

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micahcf.bsky.social•63 days ago

Isn't it only Frankincense Eve? You guys are a day early.

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claudiamw.bsky.social•63 days ago

A Glitter Gollum!

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amalovessalem.bsky.social•63 days ago

Ladies, I know you wrote the paper on this naming but allow me, a white man, to explain the true name of Frankincense.

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amiberger.bsky.social•63 days ago

ACKSHUALLY [extremely long explanation based on ten-year-old Reddit post]

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misanthropesq.bsky.social•63 days ago

Nice to have a thread of all bangers on this frigid morning.

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jack2011.bsky.social•63 days ago

Same is true of Dracula’s vampire

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micahcf.bsky.social•63 days ago

That's great.

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angel-ajs.bsky.social•62 days ago

This caught me off guard, I just did a spit take all over my husband, who had the misfortune of sitting next to me. Lmao 🤣

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shankitystick.bsky.social•63 days ago

Frankincense's Mur-nster

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beethovenya.bsky.social•62 days ago

This is grammar myrrh-der.

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brianterrill.bsky.social•63 days ago

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme were Prince's backup singers.

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lila7.bsky.social•63 days ago

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pryor369.bsky.social•63 days ago

Lmao. .

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tcondon.bsky.social•63 days ago

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mantou.bsky.social•63 days ago

How’s the smell of Frankincense?

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micahcf.bsky.social•63 days ago

It's not quite pleasant, but uplifting. It smells ancient and mystical, and lingers a good amount of time. I used to burn it, but much prefer sandalwood.

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sandiegojoe.bsky.social•63 days ago

I will never not associate it that smell with being an alter boy.

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xitter-refugee.bsky.social•63 days ago

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mramsdell1967.bsky.social•62 days ago

Don't get me started on Mirth.....

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joeybee12.bsky.social•63 days ago

Teh Internets is so edumacational!

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kgfox.bsky.social•63 days ago

lol

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slygote.bsky.social•63 days ago

Tonto basically agree Tarzan analysis

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webpuppy45.bsky.social•62 days ago

https://youtu.be/80tzyxwElGI?si=0rmK0p3ARS4eDevr

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ivy-crowned.bsky.social•62 days ago

I thought it was evanescence,s monster

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hntdove.bsky.social•63 days ago

Monstmyrrh.

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marktspence.bsky.social•63 days ago

Goldem

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moyragrant.bsky.social•63 days ago

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adelpreore.bsky.social•63 days ago

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snoutcedar.bsky.social•63 days ago

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