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Today in Orange America. Can’t afford Charmin toilet paper anymore.

Rinse and repeat for the foreseeable future.

This is getting fewer headlines than it should. After coming to power promising to help working people, the president is revealing his real priorities by actively making it easier for banks to rip people off.

Last night was the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops. I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III. Remind you of anyone?

I did not realize they sell Bob Ross drink and Duff drink from The Simpsons. No, I didn’t get them.

DHS now threatening *all* of Harvard's international students with loss of legal status. Just beyond the pale. #edusky #academicsky #phdsky #highered

I found a China tariffs loophole. Stock up on children books!

Before the election, I warned that there is no safe haven under authoritarianism. If they can ship Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a foreign prison—accused of no crime, with no trial—they can do it to anyone. Americans of conscience must stand against this now.

Art of the deal!

No worry.

How I feeling right now.

This international student is incredibly brave for going on the record about his visa suddenly being revoked, including how he has one semester left and his mom has terminal cancer: www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...

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This headline from the Toronto Sun belongs in the Louvre

With futures trading heavily down today, commodities crashing, and the S&P down 13.55% over five days, traders are getting margin calls. Margin calls can accelerate selloffs and create their own momentum. Here’s what they are and how they work in both futures and equities markets.

Back to watching CNBC. "This is not a misprint: Dow futures with an implied drop of -4.5%." Each anchor has the vibe of a guy waking up from a years-long bender on the side of the highway with no phone and an empty bank account. Continues to be better TV than almost any show.

Spectacular view of 100,000 people attending the #HandsOff march in NYC

Babe, wake up. New cakes just dropped at Paris Baguette

MAGA America is crazy.

yes

Here are some nice mushrooms

I just heard that a cryptography professor at Indiana University had his house raided and was fired. Don’t know much more. www.heraldtimesonline.com/story/news/l...

New varieties of cauliflower at Whole Food.

A US-born citizen was walking near Chicago in January. ICE snatched him off the street, handcuffed him, threw into a van. His wallet, which contained his ID, was confiscated. He was detained for 10 hours before being released without a record of what occurred. immigrantjustice.org/sites/defaul...

Dictator shit

Well, we now know Elon’s 5 weekly bullets: - Play video games at EEOB - Destroy the government - Destroy Tesla’s stock value - Conduct shadow foreign policy - Blow up rockets

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.