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rachelkeiko.bsky.social
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This feels so relevant right now.

I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board

"Love is Free and so is shoplifting" Spotted along Kirkstall Road in Leeds, UK

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

😌😌😌

Found the perfect set of sticky tabs for my next read #disorientation #book

Finally taking the dive into #Berserk

Every day for the past 17 days, I open my phone and think "I should check up on my internet friends" and instead of seeing anything from them I see BREAKING NEWS *insert most recent crime against humanity* How many more crimes until the so-called revolution everyone keeps mentioning??

🦕🦖 Dinosaurs are Trans Icons 🦖🦕

20 men just came to mind.

Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.

This is what I see in my nightmares #IT #sysadmin #networkadmin

Anxiously awaiting what our trusted and productive government is gonna do about the CONCENTRATION CAMPS???

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Fiance reports that ICE trying to board a bus in Seattle were refused by a Seattle bus driver who told them "gargle my balls"

Wow. Caroline Kennedy breaks her silence on RFK Jr in a message to Senators: “We grew up together. It’s no surprise that he keeps birds of prey as pets because Bobby himself is a predator. He enjoyed showing off by putting baby chickens & mice in a blender to feed to his hawks.”

Keep up the good work

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Ayooooo, for fans of the OG Pebble watch repebble.com

So are you just not allowed to have tattoos with letters on em to work for Lumen in Severance?

Proving once again landlords are the scum of the earth

Got my ass

As Twitter continues to recede into nothing, some of the posts just become funnier

gender affirming harsh vocals

Don't worry guys, I have an idea ~Unplugs the whole United Sates, waits a few second, plugs it back on~

#meta announced their keyword blocking on terms like #democrat and #kamalaharris was a "technical issue"

Gonna have to lock my phone during lunch, cause I cant be doom scrolling my entire break

Why would you want your bed floating in the middle of the room?

There are legitimate critiques of AOC on this or that issue from the left. But really, if there were 100 more representatives like her in Congress, we’d be living in a very different country. She represents what the Democratic Party must become.

way too many people still see follower count as a status symbol of prestige or importance when it's really better understood as the unfortunate, burdensome side effect of trying too hard to make like 8 specific people laugh

Friendly reminder the Meta tracks your data even if you logged into a browser once, opt out in the settings below. Screenshots from the Android Insta app Settings > accounts center > your information and permissions > your activity off meta technologies #facebook #meta #insta #whatsapp

I tried this at 7:00am EST and got the same results. Hashtags for Libertarian and Jillstein are censored as well.

Fuck. This is so fucking stupid.

Can't believe we're here