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There are people out there who only know me for saying, ā€œhnnng, that heal animation, tho āœØā€ in various Lies of P streams, and I love that for me.

In light of everything happening, I wrote about how the KKK in the 1920s felt unstoppable, about the people that fought against them anyway, and about how fascism always fails. dansinker.com/posts/202ā€¦

If anyone needs me, Iā€™ll be in my mind palace.

My new Sunday tradition is to use the 5calls.org scripts to make some callsā€”and yes, I specifically made this a weekend thing so that I could leave voicemails. šŸ™ƒāœØ But that STILL COUNTS, and taking any action at all FEELS GOOD.

if a staircase can spiral, so can i.

I am going to be so pissed if--after everything--I do, in fact, die of dysentery.

my dentist has a parking space that is reserved for people who floss daily, and Iā€™ve *never* seen anyone park there

Iā€™ve just finished reading another book that shouldā€™ve been a blog post, and I would like to know if I should be beefing with the author or the editor or both.

it me

Iā€™m desperate for suggestions because I really donā€™t have time to be Worst Rachel this year. šŸ„ŗ

Orcas, if youā€™re listeningā€¦ itā€™s time for Phase 2.

why do I always come across these skeets the day AFTER therapy

WOMENšŸ‘DON'TšŸ‘WANTšŸ‘CHOCOLATES šŸ‘FOR šŸ‘VALENTINE'S šŸ‘DAY šŸ‘THEY šŸ‘WANT šŸ‘MERRIAM-WEBSTER'S šŸ‘COLLEGIATE šŸ‘DICTIONARY šŸ‘ELEVENTH šŸ‘EDITION šŸ‘

šŸ˜”

And now Bluesky is complete.

Same, same but different.

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

if they want to go back to the 1950s, weā€™re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

the pottery scene in Ghost but at build-a-bear

Someone handed this to my grandpa in an Inwood bar, c. 1946

I just asked to use the bathroom in this hair salon and she said itā€™s down the hall and the key code is 1215. I said without even thinking ā€œright on, Magna Carta, thanks.ā€ Anyway another fact about me is that mysteriously no one ever asked me out in high school

I was trying to work up the courage to thank an older man for his service based on his veteran hat, but at the last second, I actually read the text. It was a Bass Pro Shop hat.

Editor: You get that photo of a guy delivering ice for our feature on everyday life in 1928? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

this is the best possible way I've ever seen anyone describe the pretzel knots into which white people tie themselves to avoid calling a racist thing racist when it happens right in front of them because the picture in their head of what the word "racist" means is from like a 4th grade history book

ā€œI wish it need not have happened in my time,ā€ said Frodo. ā€œlmao" said Gandalf, ā€œwell it has.ā€

Gummy Bears are just Jello jerky.

I want to talk about my move from Substack to Ghost for a second, and what it's been like working with a nonprofit tech company that actually lives its values. Especially if you're a writer still on Subtack, please read. 1/x First of all, about the org: They are a nonprofit, I just met employee +

(No, I donā€™t know when Ohio sewers got so cool, but I appreciate how many people have sent me that skeet to ask me about it.)

ā€œTraumatizing yourself isnā€™t the same as activismā€ is a lesson that took me a long, long time to learn ā€” heck, Iā€™m still working on it. But Iā€™m deeply glad I finally figured out that thereā€™s a difference.

ROSE: i love you JACK: i adore you ROSE: a door lol JACK: *going under* lol

Anyone here good with computers? Trying to figure out how to attach a swarm of bees to an email

Cmon self this self ainā€™t gonna self-sabotage itself

Fellow Southern Californian friends, here's how we can prepare right now. As always, it's also on the IG: www.instagram.com/p/DEksWlVSLL...

I desperately need someone to talk to about what the whole actual fuck was going on with the David Tennant half of the plot of ā€œInside Man.ā€ I also need twenty more seasons of Stanley Tucci solving crimes from death row.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? (I feel pretty great about this situation, tbh.)

where was this kind of stuff when i worked for TDOT ā˜¹ļø

Mister Rogers never misses

I would just like to report that I have done my good deed for the year, so I will be chaotic AF for the remainder of 2025. *curtsey*