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rachyrachface.bsky.social
Lover of honeybees, collector of memories + dead things, Professional Workplace Weirdo™️, and way more mean IRL
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The Springfield bullshit nudged us into a new frontier of lying. It isn’t just that they don’t back down from the lies. It’s that every lie is increasingly exaggerated to the point of absurdity. Shameless lying is a demonstration of your loyalty. The more shameless the lie, the more loyal the liar.

I hope he gets primaried so hard, he has to move and change his name. Fuck Jeffries. Fuck this democratic leadership. Useless limp cocks.

Ahhh yes, fuck trying to impress half the population. YOU SHOULD BE FOCUSING ON THE ~*~*~RIGHT HALF~*~*~ of the population. We, women, are so really and truly fucked.

Not falling for it, thanks.

Incredible turnout at the Tesla protest today in Dayton with @difa-oh10.bsky.social! Great to freeze with so many who see this for what it is— a fascist takeover of the United States.

When I worked in a center as a loan officer, I had a family I helped w/ EVERYTHING financial— setting up their business, retirement, working on their credit, mortgage education— all of it. Husband is a Guatemalan national (how we bonded!), but his visa had expired like 12 years ago at the time 1/

How fitting that “our proxy” is being pushed to fall to Russia. Or does watters not know what words mean.

Omg finally, my time to shine ✨

Huzzah, finished one major task, and now I get a 60-second brain break. The things I do to stay on target when I wfh.

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen in a while and those governors should be shitting themselves.

New Waterloo sparkling water— Ruby Red Tangerine 10000/10, maybe my favorite fuzzy water period

Our grocery bill— essentials plus one treat each and some stuff for the animals (food, litter)— for this week was almost $200 and we each carried 2-3 bags in?? We don’t really eat meat. I don’t eat eggs. Aldi was $70 and Meijer was $120, and I’m trying to figure out where it went???

It seems so dumb to be stressed about work. In this environment?? When our country is falling?? But. I am and neither thing changes.

I think? I did a good job avoiding the dooms over the last two weeks. But now, the panics are here.

I learned this week that platypuses are roughly the size of my sweet kitty, Charlie 🥹🥹

I asked for help on ONE thing since I was going to be OOO for a week. No one even bothered to touch it. So there’s another fire for me to deal with, because it definitely wasn’t a time-sensitive project.

I ate 20mg and we’re gonna watch The Mummy. It’s my first time, oooooh baby.

We live in the worst timeline. But also, there are baby seals in La Jolla right now, and they’re fucking adorable. So there’s that.

I canNOT believe I didn’t take flex tomorrow— Future me is gonna pay dearly for past me’s decision.

This was the first ever trip where I truly relaxed. My husband’s sobriety has truly changed my life and I am so grateful for his journey.

I ate a 50mg gummy before the first flight so obviously I needed to stop at voodoo donut Worthhhhhhhh it.

And they cost more??? No shit.

The ONLY language policing I have EVER experienced was back in 1994-5 when I got in trouble for telling everyone at school that my brother was “retarded” because he was being put in a developmental first grade class. I was 7-8? Anyways.

Y’all I’m about to watch the last ride of the rohirrim and theoden’s speech could get me to detail the baseboards in every room of my house. Fucking inspirational to a T.

This has been our best trip yet 💕

My husband just complimented my shitty parking, so the only logical conclusion led me to ask if he was trying to smash. As one does.

Not me stopping traffic on a hiking trail just because I saw a hummingbird.