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Weird music maker and fan named MP Lockwood, Radio Shock is my one-man no wave/janktronix band, but also kinda my identity now.
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Who says music journalism is dead?

Went to the Krallice show (it was great) and was happy to see a bunch of people wearing their Krallice shirts! At one time that was an uncool faux pas, but why? Being a fan is cool. Supporting artists is cool. Glad we all got over that. Wear the shirt!

Can someone please ask Trump in an interview if he plans to reopen Arkham Asylum so we can finally lock up dangerously insane criminals someplace they will definitely never escape from.

I think my Facebook ads have been following a story arc: Ad 1: boner pills Ad 2: "Asian women want to meet older men" Ad 3: "Save your marriage with counseling" Ad 4: "Ketamine depression therapy"

The British equivalent of Uptown Funk

Part of how I stay excited about music is by being very good at never hearing the awful music I'll hate.

Is a repress of a cassette called a redupe?

Made a playlist of some 90s indie rock I like and hit shuffle, but it keeps getting broken up by those last-song-on-the-CD tracks that end with a long gap of silence then the "hidden track."

I've got a simple plan to survive the zombie apocalypse. Go north, live among Eskimo. Zombies would freeze solid right?

Revisiting Pavement albums to see if my opinion of them has changed. I loved Slanted & Enchanted but my memory is they got progressively more mediocre and boring. Well, either my taste has not "matured" or my assessment was correct, because I still feel exactly the same.

The pets are never impressed by my dance moves.

The spirits of the dead that communicate via Ouija board must have been grateful for the innovation of txt abbreviations. "U will die v soon bb lol"

That time the pawn shop had everything you need to start an industrial band right in the front window.

When the door person asks what band you're there to see, say "all of them."

Reminder that Everything Everywhere All at Once is a tax day movie.

They probably just repackaged the toothpaste for dogs. hypebeast.com/2025/4...

The MCU role that would actually be amazingly perfect for Tom Cruise would be... The Beyonder! And we are headed for a secret wars movie so we'll see if I called it.

Truly a song for the times we are currently living through. Also, just an amazing song. haord.bandcamp.com/track/doom-b...

Just recently I was telling someone "Maybe a helicopter tour of NYC would be fun. At one time it seemed like those helicopters kept crashing all the time but it's been years since that's happened, maybe it was a fluke, maybe it's safe!"

The classic Trump move, repeated so many times during his first term: Create a crisis, then backtrack and claim credit for "solving" that crisis. Expect more of this.

Finished season 1 & REALLY liked Silo. Familiar premise (I've seen 3 different anime recently w this premise) but just clever & well executed mystery story. Love when every character is smart & though at odds, all believe they're in the right. Too easy to write idiots & "bad guys." And the sets!

I don't think you get to say "Long story short" after already telling the long story.

If you are into that high-tension, angular #postpunk with #nowave guitar sound, HIGHLY recommend this album by Nape Neck! It merges 2 previous releases into one LP. My favorite band playing in this style right now. napeneck.bandcamp.co...

Netflix appears to have a policy of giving all their original shows and movies the most dull titles possible. They'll have an exciting show and name it like "The Table" or "12." They've got a show now called "The Residence" which they could have called "Murder at the White House."

I don't endorse defacing random Tesla cars, but suppose you just slap an anti-Nazi bumper sticker on them. One would HOPE most owners agree with the sentiment so they can just leave it. Or they can remove it and take a moment to think about why they're scraping off an ANTI-NAZI message.

RFK Jr comes up with a plan to contain the Measles outbreak.

I went and got the MMR vaccine yesterday because my mother was a vaccine skeptic when I was a kid and I can't be sure I ever got it. Gotta say I do feel pretty shitty today, but not as shitty as I'd feel being part of a measles outbreak in the year 2025.

Could Trump not find a Flat Earther to put in charge of NASA?

Petition to require all movies and TV shows to use only fictional ringtones and phone sounds. No more using the actual sounds that come out of all our real phones.

"To vanquish those nostalgics who have taken the guise and stance of an earlier generation" - Nation of Ulysses

Basically all Birthday Party lyrics would make great tweets. I stuck a six-inch gold blade in the head of a girl ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No lie this episode of Star Trek TNG starts with Troi being given an orgasm by a space-fairy.

We had the Lazer Tag gear when I was a kid and one of my proudest achievements was scoring a hit on the neighbor kid by shooting him in the bathroom mirror.

I've tried doing slow-build songs but I always hit the climax in about 4 minutes or less. No jokes please.

Listening to live recordings from 80s-90s I realized, every band had someone introduce them. Often the show promoter, sometimes just a member of another band on the bill or a friend. Time to bring that back?

Every time the soda companies roll out a new *limited time experimental flavor* it basically tastes like Fruit Stripe gum.

Thousands of straightedge kids dismayed & conflicted when magic marker ink is classified as a drug.

Elon’s busy schedule today is claiming astronauts were left in the ISS for political reasons, getting corrected by an ISS astronaut, throwing a fit where he calls the astronaut a slur, then complaining that we should deorbit the ISS

If you arrive late to work at yr office, always walk in and set up slow & leisurely. Then everyone will just assume you have a valid reason & planned to show up at that time. If you rush in flustered everyone will just think "oh shit they must be late!"