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rads.bsky.social
Everything in moderation, except for snacks. http://twitch.tv/its_radsy
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kinda cool how all the rich are turning against each other. maybe we don't have to eat the rich. maybe they'll eat themselves

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

🚨 WHITE HOUSE: MODS? MODS???

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

i should call her

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

only now realizing it's called "duck duck goose" because geese are aggressive

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

"student driver" sticker but fully licensed to drive, just also in law school

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

joke’s on you, IRS, every day is taxing

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

tech bro is short for technically broken

submitted 22 days ago • 22 comments

Me when I post and delete every five seconds

submitted 121 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

getting gang banged by philosophers is called getting a trolley run on you

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

[teaching my boyfriend cards] ME: the blue ones represent logic, the yellow are morality & order, the green use instinct & interdependence, and the red value chaos & impulse HIM: *frantically flipping through UNO instruction booklet*

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

come together right now over me -a gangbang probably

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

deleting all of my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old-fashioned way (at the police station after being taken in because i called the police when someone tried to break into my house when I was going to see if my little brother was ditching school)

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

really caught my eye how your dating profile said you like “good beer.” it’s cool how you think the stuff you like is good. not a lot of people are that brave

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

can't tell if I’m manic or have suddenly become able to survive without food and sleep

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

aight ok I enrolled in a voice acting class thing everyone say "good luck rads hope you make your parents proud"

submitted 52 days ago • 14 comments

THERAPIST: listen, I really need you to relax ME: *banging fists on table* BUT HOW CAN IT BE “BIRTHDAY CAKE” FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR

submitted 56 days ago • 6 comments

I turned 29 today

submitted 56 days ago • 33 comments

Not sure if it’s my depression influencing my drinking habits, but I’m willing to take a shot in the dark

submitted 70 days ago • 2 comments

5 days left to take a Quest Sprout home: www.makeship.com/products/lev...

submitted 61 days ago • 6 comments

BOSS: is your makeup tattooed on? ME: yeah it's exhausting to have to put it on every single morning BOSS: why a clown though

submitted 62 days ago • 5 comments

ME: [staring out the window reflecting on how my life got here after I ate the 18 month old chocolate bar that had been sitting on the kitchen table] ROOMMATE: did you eat the 18 month old chocolate bar that had been sitting on the kitchen table? ME: no

submitted 71 days ago • 13 comments

THE SMOLDERING ASHES OF A PHOENIX: you know what, i'm good

submitted 70 days ago • 5 comments

I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board

submitted 72 days ago • 176 comments

Not sure if it’s my depression influencing my drinking habits, but I’m willing to take a shot in the dark

submitted 70 days ago • 2 comments

“Serving Size: About 12 chips” please get fucking real

submitted 71 days ago • 48 comments

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

submitted 72 days ago • 64 comments

stores be like "you'll pay for this"

submitted 71 days ago • 3 comments

OFFICER: show me on the doll where he touched you GIRL: I… I don’t think I can OFFICER: it’s okay, I’m right here with you GIRL: uhh— *pointing somewhere random on an octopus figurine* is this- I don't know where anything is

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

She's live! Rn!!! Wow!!!

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

Do not ever correct me on here. I'm not wrong, and if I am then it's because it's fun for me

submitted 77 days ago • 104 comments

Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."

submitted 219 days ago • 75 comments

I made tiramisu and now it's the only thing I eat for breakfast

submitted 77 days ago • 8 comments

My friend says I’m self-absorbed, so I took a long, hard look at myself. Beautiful

submitted 80 days ago • 3 comments

told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high and then she looked at me all surprised

submitted 81 days ago • 20 comments

The theater kid to shitposter pipeline

submitted 81 days ago • 11 comments