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At dunkin and the person behind me in drive thru ordered a tea with seven sugars. Ed teach is among us.

I just told a coworker I am "a slut for pivot tables" If HR gets in touch I will understand why

Visual representation of how I'm holding up

Some days you do amazing, impossible things. Some days you have to give yourself mad props just for brushing your teeth.

What do you mean I can't pay for my coffee with the gay fanfiction I pulled up on my screen rather than my mobile app? This is an outrage

I can't count high enough to demonstrate how often the current state of this country makes me wonder why I'm bothering to stay sober.

In my head there's a dj, set up in a cage on top of a steam roller, bumping the worst mashups ever made. Under the strobe lights you see he's playing to a crowd of zombies. When he demands they make some noise, his driver moves forward, and they do indeed make noise when squished. Typical Tuesday.

Childless cat lady realness

Massively cut the calories of any meal but burning half of it. #foodhack

Forget about socks going missing in the dryer, where the fuck do all the cat toys go?

That's the thing about life: as soon as you finally reset the clock on your oven, your power is gonna flicker. Pretend this is deep.