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“First place takes gold, 28th place takes names”
My sire was Argentinus, a Hanoverian show jumping stallion; my dam, Ratine, was an Oldenburg. My owners are Mitt and Ann Romney, they’re Mormons 🙄.
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And Vance’s tattooed eyeliner has nothing to do with it.
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I actually have a pretty good plan for a sensible Medicaid expansion funded by a .2% wealth tax on HNW individuals, but I guess I’ll go shit in my stable instead, huh Andy? 🙄
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I hear they’re also used by violent gangs comprised of undisciplined and uneducated “urban” youths … who are nevertheless capable of operating international human trafficking rings at a profit.
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*shakes head, neighs loudly* okay, Mark, in which LLMs did you take an equity stake?
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So completely agree, and yet I can’t control my impulse to “actually”—“Borg” is a zero plural. I know, I’m sorry.
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Why are you making that sound like a lot? That’s not a lot. I might be a mouth-breather, but I’m supposed to be. I’m a horse. Not a moron.
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On the other hand, it feels good to know I was right about the 10 on this list that I’ve heard of.
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Yeah, she buried the lead by not starting with “I am loved. I am financially secure. I am inventive and live in an amazing city. How many people have all that?”
Most people don’t have that. And it hangs a lantern on how much comfort financial security provides. If outrage is all someone has …
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Plus, who needs to look? Any one with blinders on could give you a dozen reasons why Elon would give a Nazi salute at Trump’s inauguration, but not a single one for why he’d give a “Roman salute.”
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Look, all I can say is that he WILL make that offer. Just … trust me, okay?
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On the bright side, plenty of content for a “Worst Takes of January 2025” bonus episode.
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I tried to ask Mitt, “is there ANY way to tell what you people will choose to care about on any given day?” Then he just chucked my bowl of sugar cubes across the stable and locked eyes with me while he walked out.