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grok why does the spark of life leave my wife's eyes when she looks at me

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future societies looking back at this moment in american history, please don’t be scared. it can’t happen in your society.

submitted 17 days ago • 11 comments

Dolphin blowing bubble rings

submitted 18 days ago • 115 comments

[NEW SONG] twerkmaster 2000..... i would throw it back to this.... soundcloud.com/schwankreal/...

submitted 16 days ago • 6 comments

"use this gift hyper link to read the article" to me every hyper link is a gift

submitted 16 days ago • 13 comments

I don't have an addiction I can stop whenever I want youtube.com/shorts/12buK...

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

they made me post this

submitted 29 days ago • 8 comments

looking at the bluesky wassup

submitted 31 days ago • 186 comments

say what you will about safety or speed or whatever—rust’s killer feature is that i dont have to use cmake

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

Who would have guessed he was reading all those “President Xi please send a good and cheap AI model” posts

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

I love Balatro!!!!!

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

Fun fact: the C in CPU actually stands for Central, as in Central Processing Unit. There's also the GPU, the MPU and the PPU. Those are the Greenwich Processing Unit, Mountain Processing Unit and Pacific Processing Unit.

submitted 33 days ago • 19 comments

Really enjoy how this totally random machine visually appears to be a whale.

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call me insane but the past few days in the -20s have been awesome its good to be back home in the northeast

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

oh my god he's just doing it for the love of the game

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

the guy who delivers me a burrito and a tasty treat makes $50/hr, because the guy is me and i make $50/hr. seems like i found a more effective way to raise the wage of a burrito courier than you did

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.

submitted 68 days ago • 206 comments

I � Unicode

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late night bff

submitted 74 days ago • 19 comments

Gabapentin would make a beautiful name for a baby girl

submitted 77 days ago • 15 comments

When will Santa come to my home? :3 サンタさんはいつ来るの？

submitted 78 days ago • 15 comments

comgratulations to unbeatable!!!

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it may not have any rivers, but do it have sloughs? 🤔

submitted 77 days ago • 6 comments

testing my software release at work by heating up my lunch in it. the rest of you bitches aren’t dogfooding like i am

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

sorry i got a little crazy during the gamed awards. please wishlist our video game

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Every comedian has at some point thought about killing a person, or committing a terrorist attack, as a shortcut to fame. But we don't. Because that's the easy way. We saddle up, and we forge our own path with the power of our ideas.

submitted 80 days ago • 10 comments

My favorite detail of that CEO shooting video is the witness that realizes what's happening and starts to run away, but can't run too fast because they're holding a coffee and don't want to spill it.

submitted 86 days ago • 339 comments

This is how my partner looks for stuff in the fridge before giving up and asking me

submitted 82 days ago • 45 comments

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

submitted 83 days ago • 322 comments

absolutely incredible attack vector

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The AI has already completely reconstructed the shooter’s face. If you see this man, call 1-800-577-TIPS

submitted 84 days ago • 2 comments

I think it's worth having a long and detailed discussion about why we reserve so much empathy for individual-on-individual violence and so little empathy for system-on-individual violence.

submitted 85 days ago • 14 comments

When Uni was a kitten 子猫時代のうに

submitted 85 days ago • 65 comments