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I’m a virgin who can’t drive.
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The people who think they are good at everything because they are good at coding are also bad at coding.

Nothing was done, and nothing seemed capable of being done

my dear friend Erica lost her childhood Altadena home in the Eaton fire. Her late dad helped build it. They lost family mementos and her dad's handcrafted furniture and artwork. Erica's mom Dee + two cats Roscoe and Gracie need help recovering - please consider donating🙏❤️‍🩹 gofund.me/62a457fe

When will I become a crab. This is taking forever

ANNOUNCING... A Periodic Table of Greek Mythology - our first book! 🎉 📅Available 5th Feb 2025 (but you can preorder now) 🤝 In collaboration with @contubernales.bsky.social ✍️ 117 different writers 🖼️ Periodic Table Poster by @corabeth.bsky.social 👇 Read more...

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It's the 11th Annual Holiday Solidarity Drive in support of incarcerated parents and their kids. Please consider donating a toy or teen gift so an incarcerated parent with no other opportunity to do so can choose and give a gift to their child: bit.ly/holidaysolidarity11

qq: when did people start taking pictures at funerals???? Follow-up q: what the fuck is wrong with people?

Repost this when you find him

personally I think this election news cycle is amazing. someone tried to assassinate one of the candidates and it immediately got eclipsed by "kamala is brat" and "look at this weird couch-fucker"

The waters warm (full of piss)

We all know conflict is abuse. But what this book presupposes is… what if it’s not?

With information swirling, people jumping to all kinds of conclusions about motives, I think it's important to remember that Charles Guiteau shot President Garfield because he wanted to be ambassador to France and thought God told him to, and experts concluded he was driven mad by his weird foreskin

Can't believe he did what he did but he died a martyr.

No Jobs, No Cash, No Hope, and Ruthless

If you wanna snack on some drama but don’t feel like gorging on the “””debate”””, army bros are having a shit fit on LinkedIn today because sxsw dropped them as a sponsor.

I wrote about Garfield as an eating icon www.eater.com/24158285/gar...

christ RIP to carl weathers. a hilarious, insanely charismatic actor. he should have been one of the biggest stars on the planet. variety.com/2024/film/ne...

Hi! I recorded a little mini-special called “Trauma Response” with Don’t Tell Comedy! I am really proud of these jokes, and I hope you enjoy them! It would really mean a lot to me if you’d watch the set and comment share it if you like it! Watch here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=wTpq...

I am once again asking all of Forbes 30 Under 30 to fight to the death until no more than 30 remain

I 💖 Yez Plz!! 😚☕️

Just used up all my chill on prying open the edibles tin with a flathead screwdriver

Meow!