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Heather from AP Bio has a laughter hit rate that approaches Dr. Leo Spaceman. Put her in more stuff!

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

@usefulnoise.bsky.social I think you are the only mutual I have who will understand what I mean when I say she has "Aphex Twin Grin"

submitted 9 hours ago • 4 comments

objectively perfect

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

🎶 Out on the road today I saw a student driver magnet on a Porsche Cayenne 🎶

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

y'know it's kind of a tell that they think celebrating the end of slavery is DEI

submitted 14 hours ago • 102 comments

the destruction of chattel slavery is one of the great accomplishments in our nation's history and the reason conservatives hate celebrating it is because doing so legitimizes the black counter-narrative of the united states

submitted 14 hours ago • 174 comments

if you put your ear to the head of anyone who believed Trump was anti-war, you can hear the ocean

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.

submitted 1 day ago • 256 comments

We are at the “Oooh, Field Yates grew his hair out” part of the NFL offseason

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

sucks that you have to hope it's a robbery and not a trump-poisoned goblin looking for "the real story"

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

ESPN suspended me from Twitter for telling a creationist colleague that evolution was real.

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

I'm mad about getting a day off and the San Jose State women's college volleyball team AND I VOTE

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Really, really good defector.com/against-the-...

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hand on my heart I am insisting that you watch this, the transcript simply does not do justice to the noises they both make

submitted 2 days ago • 45 comments

Having a bit of a hard time with the concept that if a guy in a police uniform who has a police vehicle shows up I should lock the doors and call 911, but if a guy in a ski mask with an hGH gut appears to be kidnapping my neighbor, I shouldn’t ask who he is if I don’t want federal charges.

submitted 2 days ago • 542 comments

“It should be illegal for you to be mean to me and legal for me to kill you” is basically the Republican platform.

submitted 2 days ago • 23 comments

This guy stinks!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Melissa Hortman and her husband were volunteers for Helping Paws, which trains potential service dogs. Please consider joining me to make a donation in their (and Gilbert’s) memory: helpingpaws.org

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

The only law he broke was caring too much. And the defamation one. So, two laws.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

the damage he could have done if he wasn't a Sibley County Dipshit is hard to fathom

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Today's newsletter is one of the few places where you'll read about Clayton Kershaw defacing his Pride Day cap with a bible verse widely used by homophobes to discredit the LGBTQ+ community. Imagine if it was someone doing that to an American flag cap logo. www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

saw your man

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submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Surface level stuff that makes zero mention of his religious and political motivations. Reads like a press release thanks!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Lethal but just a total fuckin gomer.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Vance Boelter went back home and they arrested him

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

Real uptick in people whose profiles indicate they are not in MN arguing with Minnesotans about easily verifiable facts about yesterday. Thank you. We hate you so much but thank you for helping us find new people to hate

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Typically brilliant piece by @paranoiacs.bsky.social pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

i am running for office on a platform of nationalizing chick-fil-a and giving popeye's a modified liquor license that allows them to sell go cups. a better world is possible

submitted 4 days ago • 47 comments