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congratulations to the new pope šŸ™šŸ˜‡

You've got to entertain the dumb ideas. Otherwise they'll never invite their smart friends over.

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

George Carlin is timeless.

Never wanted to eat pencils so bad

There’s always shroom for a good pun.

Happy #Easter

"I didn’t always believe that Republicans were fascist, but I do now. I was persuaded. Who persuaded me, you might ask? Guess what—it was Republicans themselves. They've been *very* persuasive." From 2023, on bullies, persuasion, and the margins of permission: www.the-reframe.com/youve-persua...

substack.com/@smallbite/n... This is a must watch.

Reasonable centrism, 2006: let’s find people a path to citizenship Reasonable centrism, 2025: we march at dawn

Citizens United is among the worst decisions in history. It corrupts our system every day.

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

The existence of Tim Curry and Tim Rice leads me to hope that somewhere there is a Tim Naan.

Everything is bad but birds are good so time to reinstitute BIRD PROTOCOL where a bird is deployed to offset endless evil vibes, please enjoy, birds are good, okay bye (photo by me)

🧵 I’m back with your nightly dose of WTF, America?! Where gaslighting is policy, cruelty is strategy, and the GOP’s lies come with firebombs and missiles. You’ll find one timeline cleanser and one action item at the end—because we can’t just scream into the void. Let’s dive in.

republicans are disappearing people under the guise of fighting antisemitism and can’t even pretend to give a fuck when a jewish governor’s house gets firebombed on passover

If Trump started a nuclear war he would brag about being the only president in history to dramatically reduce global nuclear weapon stockpiles.

This would be consistent with Trump’s history of making ill-thought decisions and then pivoting to exploit the consequences.

I hate this framing. Elon Musk and his dweeby DOGE bros illegally locked federal employees out of the most sensitive government systems and took them over. This is a coup and a heist. Accusing DOGE of being inefficient is like accusing bank robbers of irresponsibly handling people’s money.