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I 100% do not trust the Best Buy website to not crash but I'm also too scared that refreshing the page will lose my place in line for a switch 2...

Anyone actually getting a switch 2 preorder to work anywhere?

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

Mild controversial opinion: on the whole, Walmart bathrooms are nicer than Target's

Yet when I say this to my partner...

I don’t know what to say about this but I have to share it. A lot of people exaggerate and sensationalize but this appears to be a woman with a student visa being kidnapped by masked “officers” for writing a Pro-Palestine op-ed. How is this not just textbook authoritarian secret police shit?

I defy you if you think differently

I love AppleTV+ and I am so happy that they've made and supported Severance, but I fucking HATE their big fullscreen ad that comes in way too soon during the end credits.

"Meesa give you all da kingdoms o da world, ifn yousa be bowing and worship me."

One of the worst modern inventions is the meeting before the meeting to get ready for the meeting

One of the reasons that Apple and Netflix have superior streaming app experiences (regardless of price or library) is that at their core, they're both software companies instead of movie studios playing at being one

Allegory alert!

I am amazed at how useless Google Gemini is, and aside from the voice emulation, which is quite good, how much objectively worse it is than Google Assistant.

Continuing my weeklong quest to bully @chilis.bsky.social into putting chili burgers back on the menu

What do you call people from Pennsylvania anyway? It's still undecided. Download and listen to our new podcast episode "Heather hasn't seen Groundhog Day" now! player.captivate.fm/episode/3097...

Yes and I’ll add: they’re acting like this because they believe they have exactly one shot, and that it will be gone forever if they lose this round. It’s our job to prove their fears are justified.

They call them noble gasses but I've never seen them hold the door for anyone

Really need all of Bluesky to rise up with me and bully @chilis.bsky.social until they put Chili burgers back on the menu. IT'S LITERALLY THEIR NAME!

LLMs are useful for peeks into alternate universes and not really much else

We are just giving billion dollar movie franchise ideas away for free. Subscribe to Blind Spots & Second Thoughts wherever you get your #podcasts #saw #movies #audiograms #podcastclips

@chilis.bsky.social bring the Chili's Chili (AKA the Chili's Trip) back you cowards

I like Skeleton Crew except Wim is such a little shit

I just read Trump's cost of living executive order and it's literally the public policy equivalent of Michael Scott yelling "I declare bankruptcy!"

Happy #Severance day to all who celebrate!

I firmly believe that Napoleon Dynamite is a much much better movie if you frame it as Kip's journey of self-discovery.

THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files. It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.

Pleasant automated voice: Thank you for calling our customer service line that doesn't work. Did you know? You can also use our online customer service tool that doesn't work

in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:

Today is a very good day for unhinged Bsky posts

I don't actually know what noise a llama makes