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I do QA work on games but I do not represent my employers. "Rando the Token Straight Friend" - @xzyliac.bsky.social, 2019 🇨🇦
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“WHY DIDN’T YOU TECH THAT THROW, IRON MAN! THAT WEBSLINGER CAUGHT YOU IN A MIX-UP! THAT MENACE NEEDS TO BE NERFED! I WANT HIM PUNISHED!”

We chose the right day to launch the share button

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

MY SWITCH 2 PREORDER FINALLY MOVED TO THE PREPARING STAGE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

Fuck it we ball Never had it before, we'll see how it goes

Thinking of trying Hot Pot for dinner tonight 🤔

I’ve been hanging onto these images for literally years waiting for the the right moment to post them and it’s safe to say that day is finally here

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

Once again there is this weird compulsion for people to frame these two colossal fucking idiots as actually sinister geniuses pulling the wool over your eyes with a distraction intended for nefarious purposes Stop that These are clearly just two petulant children having a bitchfit at each other

reminder that if AI was inevitable they wouldn't be spending so much money trying to convince us it was inevitable

PaRappa the Trip Sitter

This is basically like Christmas morning for me, the guy who goes around posting "and this surprises you how?" under people's political tweets

Bannon is urging Trump to deport Musk www.nytimes.com/live/2025/06...

It’s probably bad that the future of America’s government pivots on a fight between Lex Luthor and the Joker

gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

It's gonna be wild when Trump actually gets mad enough to cut off Elon's government contracts and subsidies - because I don't doubt for a second he would on top of everything else - and his whole empire starts to collapse. Dude's gonna be on the run from creditors with bone saws.

There is sadly a 99.99% chance that Democratic strategists will say it’s bad to focus on Musk accusing Trump of being a pedophile

This is amazing how am I supposed to focus on work with this hilarious spat happening Let them tear each other apart

It’s a real “Let them fight” day today huh

“Poster’s Madness” is now a structural theory of international politics and domestic coalition-maintenance and degradation. Throw out that IR degree.

it would be so cool if something happened. we’re so god damn close to something happening

GameCube controller and microSD Express card have arrived, now I just need the console to get here 🥲

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

“the scorpion wouldn’t sting me again,” thought the frog

Sttill no shipping notification from Walmart about my Switch 2, killin' me here 😭

Tonight at trivia two questions had Donald Trump and J K Rowling as answers, and I must admit it warmed my heart when it sounded like the whole bar booed both lol