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randomwaffle.bsky.social
Plant hoarder, dog handler, revolting peasant
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Corporations exist to make profits, governments exist to provide services, society exists because cooperative living is how our species thrives. Only the first part seems to matter these days
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Put simply - he's the cuntiest cunt that ever cunted
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I'm tryna give it up but it's one of those nights
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He can fuck all the way off!! Maybe he hates his life at home so thinks everyone else does too I used to work 70-85 hours/week, about half way through the week my productivity had peaked & my mental capacity was less than optimal. Now, back to 40 hours, I have a life& get to sleep & eat properly
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Don't you know that the bird is the word?
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Went and elected a nazi cult leader and his cult because brown people in caravans were eating cats and making eggs expensive or some bullshit
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Not just you, I'm right there with you on this, also tie your fucking hair back, nobody wants that shit in their food!
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Everybody knows that the bird is the word
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Ferrari will break with tradition and go with a predominantly red car
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One is a shit stain on humanity the other was a scientist. It feels like that's too obvious an answer but I assure you it is correct Oh and the wrong one died
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He's rendered speechless whilst he comes to terms with being the nepo-nazi's bought and paid for bitch
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It was far from the first time, the song was on high rotation and already a hit when the dj of the most popular morning show suddenly realized what the lyrics were and stopped playing it, which made it even more popular
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Looks like an alcoholic's kidney became sentient and left to build a life on its own - good luck lil kidney, I believe in you
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Tiny fists of fury
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Praying to cheezus for pizza in the dumpster
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He's a lifelong professional money launderer, he's found a new vehicle for laundering
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"You are strong, you are courageous, you are nature's bandit, you can do this"