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<insert 3-2-1 Contact theme song here> NYC via ILL 😏🏳️‍🌈🧐
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I'm gonna miss the Spire hole

submitted 34 days ago • 5 comments

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 35 days ago • 1571 comments

What's the appropriate age to explain to your kid that the CIA was behind the right wing militia that murdered Mirabel's grandfather in Disney's Encanto?

submitted 117 days ago • 3 comments

Once I passed out drunk at Georgia O'Keeffe's house and she drew a vagina on my face

submitted 122 days ago • 33 comments

[thomas the tank engine theme starts playing] i'm so sorry i have to take this

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Waiting in line is the most embarrassing thing you can do in New York City

submitted 123 days ago • 1 comment

I wish people could read

submitted 130 days ago • 45 comments

There is a certain crowd of tech bros whose climate change solution is "what if we just get rid of social safety nets so enough people die that we reduce carbon emissions" It's quite literally eugenics & it's hard not to see some of their vision reflected in trumps policies

submitted 131 days ago • 12 comments

thicc piss smellin like cheerios

submitted 133 days ago • 1 comment

My desired level of parenting.

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

I keep accidentally scrolling past actual content thinking it’s ads because I was so used to quickly scrolling past all the vile nonsense ads at the other place.

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments