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getting a new mattress is crazy like what do you mean i have to wait a night after i unroll it lol it feels cuckoo to be laying here in a lumpy turd knowing there’s an amazing angelic cloud that’s mine nearby - but if i use it now it may ever only be a fraction of its potential.

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These are the same Senate Democrats who lectured the base for years about the importance of preserving the filibuster so it would still be available when Democrats were in the minority

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i wish i felt more comfortable going to a movie in theaters - i’m almost always in a theater with the worst movie-goers who’ve ever existed. the anxiety of having to deal with people like that stops us going almost every time.

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how to use civility to stop the borg

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if i still had a tesla after the last 48 hrs i’d kms

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unfortunately that evil faggy moron in the sam seder jubilee clip is getting exactly what he wants: virality and an inch towards grifter fame (conservative grifter being the easiest form). people like that don’t care about anyone/anything else, certainly not about looking stupid.

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sometimes i’ll just eat a slice of american cheese right out of the wrapper, pull it right out of the deli drawer of my fridge and pop it right in my mouth. i don’t even care anymore.

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i cannot get over the insane evil in this post/picture and that this country is full of people supporting it (ultimately to their detriment too!)

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not the point of the episode, but did the images during the credits confirm that john oliver did, in fact, draw the erotic honey nut cheerios bee pictures??

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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

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Huh

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my favorite thing to do on bluesky is talking about twitter

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man everything really is just unrelentingly terrible every single day, isn’t it? i get people disassociating - saw that a group exists for local queers to bird watch and it sounded like a million dollar lottery win. wanna join but afraid of experiencing too much bliss.

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"after the company's own analyses found that these classifiers could reduce the reach of these hoaxes by more than 90 percent, Meta is shutting them off"

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during nosferatu when lily-rose depp was having her fits and the doctor said to make her sleep in her corset cuz it will ‘help with her posture, soften her womb, and help with blood flow’…. wut

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i really try not to care what people say/think but man it’s still crushing to be made fun of for your weight and not being a fucking model i guess. wish i was braver to call people out on it but instead i’ll just chug some nog and get high. merry christmas all

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sometimes i’ll comment on a popular person’s thing like we’re lifelong friends and get shame immediately after lol like, you have no idea who i am - i’m a weirdo. 🫠 probably an uncomfortable feature of that dynamic between ‘popular creator/youtuber/artist and fan’ from their end.

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the hypnosis worked because i def loved the #wwdits finale. such a great show.

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Newsletter: Our digital lives are unregulated growth-hacked ecological disasters. The modern tech ecosystem's growth-at-all-costs mindset is actively harming billions of people, pushing them toward authoritarianism for profit. We must fight back. www.wheresyoured.at/never-forgive-them/

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Palestinians don’t need your sympathy or your pity or your symbolic gestures. We need you to cut ties with our killers and colonizers. We need you to boycott, divest from, and sanction Israel. Yes that includes academic institutions, whose commitment to genocide and apartheid is well documented.

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can someone get bret stephens a hobby or something

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holy crap this is an amazing set for a game i cant wait to sink my teeth further into

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when can we start using the impending climate disaster ahead of humanity to leave work early?

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I'm tired of hearing how hot Luigi Mangione is. Tired and jealous. If I'd done it, people would say "I loathe the health insurance industry, but somehow, I just can't idolize the assassin", "I do not consent to this man blowing out my back", "Murder is wrong", and so on.

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This is fucking insane. So much of the foundational idea of the internet was permanent easy and cheap archival work, and that's just gone. There's now a war over the past to fund a market boom in a single tech product that's likely important but wildly overvalued. www.indignity.net/the-washingt...

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dogs won’t poop in the rain but refuse to poop in the toilet so instead we’ve been staring at each other and accumulating. they underestimate my fortitude.

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just felt emotions during an amex commercial so i think it’s time for bed

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i need more friends in highly specialized fields that i can abuse the advice and assistance of. need a plumber and electrician bestie.

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found this under the carpet of our old house is it a thing? #football #collectables

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this is really gonna test my ‘can i just do this myself?’ mentality

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meeting with general contractors is nerve-wracking and i wish i had some ‘do whatever you need to get it done’ money so i didn’t have to talk as much

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my 1980s calculator did it in a second?

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great article

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it seems they caught that guy from that one picture but i still don’t think the person in that security cam photo was the same person in the video of the ceo getting shot. either way hope the guy goes free.

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Genuinely fuck HBO for not only re-booting the entire Harry Potter series but refusing to distance themselves from JK Rowling when she's going this off the rails daily

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i don’t think i’m good at social interactions physically or digitally lol 🫠 how does one not awkward?

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finally live in a house with a basement and my first instinct is to start making mead so i guess it’s over for me

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