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Sarcasm is my native language, because… Massachusetts! Geek, nerd, doofus, music, Trek, Doctor Who, SW, BSG, cars, cats, dogs, and lots of other craziness. Masshole expat. AntiMAGA. Agnostic. Don’t be a dick. Unencumbered by the thought process.
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so good

submitted 12 hours ago • 6 comments

BREAKING: Thanks to generous payments of protection money from law firms and corporations regulated by the US government, The Trump Presidential Library has cancelled plans to house the one book Donald almost read in a hair extensions kiosk at a suburban mall and, instead, build this grander site:

submitted 12 hours ago • 43 comments

White Supremacist are obsessed with [white] birthrates because they believe The Great Replacement Theory (a fear that black/brown/Muslim people will produce more babies that will replace white Christians). Tucker Carlson believes this, Elon Musk believes it, and so did Adolf Hitler.

submitted 11 hours ago • 144 comments

Trumpism is like climate change: it's already here, it has done irreparable damage, and even if we take action now we'll be dealing with it's impact for the rest of our lives.

submitted 11 hours ago • 85 comments

This is exactly what I needed today 💗 🎥TT|dogfamily612

submitted 11 hours ago • 136 comments

Trump is morally and mentally unfit for office and his supporters suffer from a form of mental illness. I don’t want to understand them, I just want them to stay away from me.

submitted 11 hours ago • 62 comments

QUID: Tim Cook donates $1,000,000 to Donald's inaugural slush fund. PRO QUO: Tim Cook's #1 revenue generator is exempt from crippling tariffs on goods made in China. #Corruption

submitted 11 hours ago • 72 comments

Kentucky Fried Communism.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

turning a big dial that says "book banning" and constantly looking back at the audience for approval

submitted 10 hours ago • 6 comments

yeah in general i don’t attend functions with fascist potatoes who treat my uterus as some sort of mass production plant

submitted 10 hours ago • 18 comments

clear replicator recent items

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

It's time they break out the punch.

submitted 10 hours ago • 41 comments

Trump’s brain - there’s nothing right in the left lobe and there’s nothing left in the right lobe.

submitted 13 hours ago • 33 comments

Dysfunctional autocrat must kill the things he isn’t smart enough to understand because they are a threat. #nasa www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Oh ho, #bloomscrolling is a thing here too - so here’s Daily #Wales with a couple of cowslips… ok, three? A small clump, anyway.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Mmm hmm. #StarTrek

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

“Children & adolescents with prior SARS-CoV-2 infection are at statistically significant increased risk of various cardiovascular outcomes including hypertension, ventricular arrhythmias, myocarditis, heart failure, cardiomyopathy, cardiac arrest, thromboembolism, chest pain…” #LongCovid ⬇️⬇️⬇️

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

MAGA isn’t a movement, it’s a support group for people who lost an argument in 8th grade and never got over it.

submitted 18 hours ago • 48 comments

The MAGA lifestyle: where critical thinking goes to die and Botox injections are a wellness plan.

submitted 18 hours ago • 55 comments

Marjorie Taylor Greene presiding over the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform Subcommittee is like a raccoon giving a TED Talk on sanitation.

submitted 18 hours ago • 118 comments

We’re living in a country where the guy who tried to overthrow democracy got more votes than the one who can spell it.

submitted 17 hours ago • 21 comments

If Dixie rises again I hope it at least wears something that zips in the back and doesn’t smell like moonshine and generational trauma.

submitted 17 hours ago • 10 comments

old hotel by the tracks, gulpwater, wyoming, 2004

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

Long Covid Treatment Strategy #2 Dr: Just RELAX and do more of something you can't do and you'll be able to do it! Pt: That still doesn't work Dr: Well you can't have relaxed enough. That's on you - not me! Pt: 🤦‍♀️

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Donald Trump is so incompetent he could bankrupt a lemonade stand during a heatwave.

submitted 16 hours ago • 67 comments

Today’s Twitter is like yelling into a void that yells back with horrible grammar and a conspiracy theory.

submitted 16 hours ago • 14 comments

I don’t mean to be weird and dramatic but I just want to scream my brains out and eat everything and fight everyone like God’s angriest little seagull, but also just go live on the bottom of the ocean like a flounder with a little peanut brain and everything is dumb and I hate it

submitted 16 hours ago • 40 comments

Startling new images from NASA suggest Elon Musk may only be the second biggest asshole in the Universe.

submitted 16 hours ago • 8 comments

The final circle of hell is when there’s always somebody in front of you buying lottery tickets and scratch-off cards no matter what store you’re at or what you’re trying to buy

submitted 16 hours ago • 9 comments

Look, boy library cats are named Dewey and girl library cats are named Paige and that's just the way it is

submitted 16 hours ago • 14 comments

STOP SENDING THESE TO ME! 🤣🤣🤣

submitted 16 hours ago • 22 comments

This is an insult to dogs.

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

Let me in, please 😂 🎥onlycutecats #cats

submitted 15 hours ago • 108 comments

At this point, I assume every product I buy has a hidden chaos surcharge thanks to the orange menace.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Coachella - Burning Man for people who still have their dad’s credit card.

submitted 14 hours ago • 32 comments

“Excuse me… interior designer at work” 🐈‍⬛ 🎥ricobe #cats

submitted 13 hours ago • 63 comments

They understood the assignment.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Why wasn’t this a bigger story? 🤔

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

The mezzanine in an abandoned movie palace Loads more abandoned theaters are on Abandoned America: www.abandonedamerica.us/abandoned-th...

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Mad Marg’s Stock Purchase! Insider Trading Much?!?!

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

BREAKING -- Republicans just cut funding for the Affordable Care Act (ACA). That's right. $880 BILLION cut from ACA and Medicaid -- to pay for a billionaire tax cut -- raising the cost of healthcare for 119.3 million Americans. Are you one of them?

submitted 2 days ago • 134 comments

Forcing people to pay $130 for a passport in order to vote is just a Jim Crow poll tax by another name. It is blatantly unconstitutional.

submitted 2 days ago • 1524 comments