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rattlebone.bsky.social
Left the other place. Here for laughs and compassion for my allies. Orzhov enjoyer. Esper during summer months. Mono blue when depressed.
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Art.

Of all motherfuckers, I can’t believe the country is going down with this motherfucker.

Never forget this day, February 28, 2025, when an American president abused and betrayed a democratic ally in the midst of a barbaric war with Russia. This grotesque stain will never wash away.

This. Honestly, we deserve what we get.

Fuck this.

Department Of Education Sternly Announces It Is Counting To 3

Vot'd.

His followers are like, “Surely there must be some mistake, he said only THEIR lives would be ruined. I’d better message the president and let him know.” We’re in the denial and bargaining stage folks.

I see how AI could be useful now.

This is what a leader looks like 🔥🔥 Slava Ukraini 🇺🇸🇺🇦 Geroyam Slava 🇺🇦 #SheShed

"A total sausage-fest that smells like Funions®. I'm so against it."

Zelenskyy has become one of the world’s greatest heroes. — That’s eating Trump alive.

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

Go ahead. Let the people see you for what you are.

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

Happy "There's a Fresh Mountain of Ice at the Bottom of Your Driveway Because the Snowplow Finally Came By" Day - to those who celebrate!

It’s not Nazism unless it comes from the Hitler region of Eastern Europe. This is just sparkling white power.

Deleted Facebook. The last of the Zuckerberg apps. Feels good.

I'd like to mention that today my parents have been married for SEVENTY! (70!) years. They are so obviously still so smitten. He (blind) bought her flowers. She (deaf) made him a cake. I love them both so much.

Yesterday was a long winter.

How to Canada (my friend's pic)

Pierre Poilievre had a good run at not being Justin Trudeau, now Mark Carney is having a good run at not being Pierre Poilievre.

My valentine today.

My valentine today.

Used to follow her before I fled Twitter. Perhaps one of the funniest people on here. You should follow her.

To those who celebrate.

1. “9. I exhort all the faithful of the Catholic Church, and all men and women of good will, not to give in to narratives that discriminate against and cause unnecessary suffering to our migrant and refugee brothers and sisters.

I can’t believe the Supreme Court said the president was above the law and now the president is acting like he’s above the law.

Oh to be a little lettuce being periodically misted at the grocery store

MTG Black History Month Commander Day 3 is Anikthea (with the good hair) Love the mechanics of this commander. Very easy to search library with black and pitch cards to reanimate. Green/white make it easy to double tokens! Deck inspired by Grammy winning Beyonce! 💁🏽‍♀️ moxfield.com/decks/qRZzqG...

Donold backed down on tariffs, claimed victory and took credit for things that Biden had already negotiated. But Canadians will never forget this. He has made a critical error.

We could’ve had Tim 😭

Tom, some "John" guy, and I. A good day.

(former heroin addict and apparent steroid user who now looks like a boiled catcher's mitt and sounds like someone who gargles hot tar) "I just want Americans to be healthy!"

Finally some good news.

One of my favourite Historic decks built in large part around this adorably-disgusting monster.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"Leader of the free world"

Nobody is going to regret a trade war with Colombia more than Don Jr. Nobody.