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having time before work to sunbathe and cuddle my favorite man is a great privilege

are we literally just doing what if mr beast funded the government ?? is that the whole thing??

in response to chickens disappearing from my hen house, i have appointed a new security guard

having three things to do in one day makes the day feel like a fucking week long

The State Department claimed a plan to buy thousands of armored Teslas was left over from the Biden administration. A document obtained by NPR shows the Biden plan was far smaller.

i looked so cute for traffic court but the long arm of the law didn't care and i'm still out $1k

I come on Bluesky bc the people I love most have come here from Twitter but honestly I struggle to find things to say on here. The vibe is very different, not bad just different. It feels like walking into a workplace lunch room when you've only worked there a week

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i literally made so much money by just letting my superpower (mental realness 😎) take over and being the most adorably beautiful dumb blonde my tables/back of house ever met

i need not fear god to be like yeah being an asshole probably isn't the easiest way to get through life but if you like it better that way that's cool

my favorite part of my job is cursing my most hate coworker in spanish which i don't really speak but am willing to pick up for the sake of fucking with Epi

path of exile 2 is such a specific torture

insanely cute pic of The Big Show

love my restaurant bc i was like lemme get a grilled bun with cheese and garden, no burger, and the cook was like that sounds good like yes my bro this is a veggie sandwich

on saturday night i watched my favorite band play my favorite record all the way through for a ten year anniversary

there is nothing more moving or motivating than looking at my girl while she's asleep. like i would go to war for this bitch.

i haaaaate television and i haaaate the handmaid's tale especially

Ahmir "Questlove" Thompson says that telling Sly Stone's story with empathy was a way to open a conversation about Black artists and mental health.

The so-called middle class is a myth. There is no such thing. You either work for a wage or you own property and collect surplus. That’s it. Those are the classes.

i have to go to the plant store and buy insecticide and i know there's a Thai Constellation Monstera and i wanna buy it so goddamn bad

Hey quick question for all the yeehaw brands do you think we’re fucking stupid

"everybody shits on AI but i just used an AI tool to do something for work" isn't the clapback you think it is?? like cool for you but that's not what i'm bitching about over here

if your blame for the second trump administration lies with people who couldn't bring themselves to vote kamala and not the dem decision to run her, to run biden, to run biden in 2020, to run hillary in 2016, etc i think your bus is waiting outside don't be late to middle school

today's pothos activity was chop n prop

waiting tables is so much fun lmao you bring people their third cocktail and they're like, "i literally love you, you're the best waiter ever"

One small bit of cold comfort: they’re afraid. You don’t adopt these kind of politics out of confidence. They realize that the world is leaving their ideas behind and are having a violent reaction to it. You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. A better world is possible.

Just saw someone suggest that you should “read a book” before dismissing everything as “CIA propaganda,” and I agree! Those books are: The Shock Doctrine (Klein), The Jakarta Method (Bevins), and Manufacturing Consent (Herman/Chomsky). Idk what to tell ya, The CIA’s pretty evil, man!

i love being in a lesbian relationship bc my gf does the dishes while i do bong rips

i brought home food and my dog is so fuxkin mad at me for not eating it immediately bc it means he can't beg for scraps

somebody's dad bought me cocktails and dessert and art yesterday just bc i'm literally perfect in every way

somebody's dad bought me cocktails and dessert and art yesterday just bc i'm literally perfect in every way

Congratulations on the ceasefire negotiations everyone, it only took a year and a half and a hundred thousand bodies 👍

masked today at work and nobody was weird about it and everybody tipped, encouraging my coworkers to join me.

carla forgot who victoria beckham was and i didn't know she was a spice girl, we're terrible gays