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rayzor-sharp.bsky.social
28, he/him, gluten free, into guitar & video games, my friends call me a Himbo but I’m not sure what that means
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I hit my vape every time I see a Füm sponsorship on youtube

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

America could really use Pepsi Man right about now

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

I think they should make shoes that trim your toenails for you

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

hey babe this teriyaki sauce expired in (checks label) 2019 but were you keeping it for a specific purpose

submitted 147 days ago • 71 comments

If it’s wrong to wait 45 minutes for a chicken bake at Costco… I don’t wanna be right

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

The return of Pepsi Man™️

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

Instead of banning straws, we should invest in education and teach the turtles to not eat plastic

submitted 188 days ago • 1 comment

I didn’t eat thaaat much on thanksgiving. I just have to hit the gym for 18 hours tonight. Easy peezy.

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

"You're asking too much! I have a LIFE, you know!" I scream at this recipe that requires the butter to be softened in advance.

submitted 190 days ago • 57 comments

Got this sick lady quarter as change at a gas station yesterday 💯

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

Four days ago I ate an entire share size bag of tootsie rolls in one sitting and I haven’t pooped since

submitted 196 days ago • 1 comment

Giving money to a homeless person makes me feel like Patrick Bateman’s antifairy

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

I would pay so much fuckin money for a goddamn Choco Taco ice cream right now

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

Cannibals complaining about microplastics in their food

submitted 199 days ago • 23 comments