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folks I'm 18 turbostoner full of rage expert at romanticizing vamprism eternally crushed under the weight of my own passion diagnosed catgirl wuh luh wuh CUCUMBER LIME GATORADE
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i think she missed the first Freudian stage of development the way she's orally fixated on me

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I have a medium blurry picture of gerard way that I carry around with me and sometimes when I'm stressed I bite it

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the WOMAN I am. I am BEYOND what I'm labeled, I'm BETTER than you know, and I'm NOT gonna let that go, Im gonna continue to live how i live and love who I am because I fucking deserve it.

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Lenny from of mice and men core

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someone tell me how I get 140 dollars like fast i need snakebites now

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tell any white girl in sorry what J did to you and they'll start crying

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no rizz, just blue eyes and rwsyully dumbs

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Just took a Viagra so I’ll have somewhere to hang my new hat 🎩.

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*picking up your foot and putting to my ear* HELLO?

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someone just told me I have a submissive voice

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@bread-real.bsky.social IS THAT A REFERENCE TO TUMBLR SEXYMAN EXTRORDINARE SPAMTON G SPAMTON FROM HIT INDIE GAME SERIES DELTARUNE DEVELOPED AND PUBLISHED BY TOBY FOX AS AN ALTERNATE REALITY/TIMELINE TO HIS PREVIOUS SMASH HIT EARTHBOUND INSPIRED INDIE RPG UNDERTALE!!???

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what's up my crunchy crustaceans it's lobster girl47

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my skin was so cool i had 4 of it, the government was so threatened that they snipped it now i only hanmve normal skin

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the milestone is not starting hrt its stopping cigarettes

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i cant smoke anymore in 4 dyas does smoking a cigarette with my pussy count

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jork the dog and finger the human

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[pronouncing it like “naked”] i am so baked

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nazi Scooby-Doo be like: let's split up and look for jews

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do you still love me even tho I'm mean to you and call you a twink

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she's gonna kill me terrifier hacksaw style

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🐀🛹 rat on a skateboard isn't he so talented

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cucunvher linme

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if you went through and described my life to someone they'd probably be like "oh cool she has shit together" then you look at me and then you're like "oh... there's something very wrong here..."

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digital footprint??? foot???????????!!!!???? *starts jaking of*f

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im literally cumming

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she left me in her room I'm gonna eat her clothes like a moth

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i just walked into someone's bumper and knocked it out of place I'm so fucking fat

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there are so many common phrases thatre Christianity related hell yeah Noah's orgy oh my God bless you Jesus jammed on Judas Jesus christ heaven testicles bless you Holy shit bless you there's so many

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I'm gonna suck your dick through a straw

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Asian person with jaundice but nobody says anything about their skin visibly turning yellow for fear of looking racist

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acceptance of the fact nobody will ever know the extent of your thoughts is a tragedy

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