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SENILE PRESIDENT BY DAY. HAMBURGLAR BY NIGHT. Parody; Not affiliated with POTUS or Donald Trump.
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I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE A BILL TO CONGRESS THAT WOULD ALLOW EACH AMERICAN ONE FREE BBL A YEAR. THANK YOU FOR THE EXTRA MONEY, DOGE!

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CURRENTLY EDGING

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DEI IS VERY IMPORTANT. SO MANY BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WOMEN ARENT CHOSEN FOR JOBS, BEING WRITTEN OFF AS STUPID. PROTECT OUR BLONDE WOMEN!

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JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MY SNOW BUNNY VLADDY DADDY PUTIN. HE SAID MANY GREAT THINGS ABOUT ME. ZELINSKY NEVER COMPLIMENTS ME!

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I AM A BIG DRAKE FAN NOW!

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LIKE IF YOU THINK ELON MUSK HAS A FAT PUSSY!

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The current administration and States can pass all the executive orders/laws till they are blue in the face, but they will not erase us! 🇺🇸🏳️‍⚧️ No one can force me back into the closet.

submitted 16 days ago • 9 comments

THRIFTED A PRETTY RED ARM BAND. VERY STYLISH!

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FIRST BOOK OF THE YEAR DONE. MEIN KAMPF WAS A GREAT READ!

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I HAVE RECENTLY LEARNED THAT CANADA IS MOSTLY WHITE. TARIFFS WILL BE RESCINDED.

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NO MORE DEI PILOTS. FROM NOW ON ALL PILOTS WILL BE BLONDE WITH BLUE EYES. AND WHITE! CONSISTENCY!

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NO MORE DEI PILOTS. FROM NOW ON ALL PILOTS WILL BE BLONDE WITH BLUE EYES. AND WHITE! CONSISTENCY!

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THE ONLY THING ELON “HEILS” IS THIS FAT DUMP-TRUCK ASS OF MINE

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PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE ICE RAIDS ARE IN FULL EFFECT. DO NOT BE SURPRISED WHEN VANILLA ICE SHOWS UP AT YOUR DOOR. HE IS DOING HIS MANDATED JOB!

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PEOPLE DO NOT REALIZE I AM EXPOSING THE GLOBAL ELITE BY SHOWING HOW EASILY IT IS TO GET THEM TO BEND THE KNEE. I DO NOT WANT THEIR FINANCIAL HELP OR THE POWER I CAN CLAIM WITH THEM BY MY SIDE. IT IS JUST A NECESSARY EVIL! I AM DOING THIS ALL FOR YOU THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!

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TO BE CLEAR, ELON WAS NOT DOING A NAZI SALUTE. HE DOES WANT ME TO GO ON RECORD AND SAY THAT HE HATES GAY AND BLACK PEOPLE. ALSO JEWISH PEOPLE ASIANS AND MEXICANS.

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I WANTED TO BAN TIK TOK BEFORE I REALIZED HOW POPULAR LeBRON IS ON THERE. YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE. YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE

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JIZZ

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LETS ARM OUR CHILDREN WITH FIREARMS. STARTING AT AGE 5. NOTHING SCARIER THAN A MILITIA OF BEINGS ON THE GRASP OF CONSCIENCE

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LIKE THIS IF YOU WANT TO BAN VACCINES ON ANIMALS! NO MORE MAKING OUR PETS SENTIENT KILLERS!

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PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE U.S VIRGIN ISLANDS WILL BE RENAMED TO THE U.S GETTING LAID BIG TIME ISLANDS

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I WILL MAKE OHIO SMALLER. LIKE IF YOU HATE OHIO AND WANT TO SEE IT SHRUNK!

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I WILL MAKE “SEXY BACK” BY JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. THANK YOU!

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ON MY FIRST DAY AS PRESIDENT I WILL SIGN AN EXECUTIVE ORDER MAKING PENAR EXPLOSION CHAMBERS ILLEGAL. THANK YOU.

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WOKE UP TO LAURA LOOMER SUCKING ON MY TOES. WOW.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

MELANIE CLEANS ME UP EVERY NIGHT BEFORE BED. ZINC CREAM ON MY BACKSIDE FEELS GREAT!

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JUST HEARD LAURA LOOMER WAS BANNED. WHERE WILL I GET MY BREAST MILK FROM NOW

submitted 55 days ago • 2 comments

JUST WOKE UP FROM A 37 HOUR SLEEP. HORNY AS HELL

submitted 57 days ago • 2 comments

AS A STRONG, CONSERVATIVE, ALPHA MALE, I WILL USE THE DEATH PENALTY IN A SWEEPING FASHION. IT WILL BE INSTITUTED IN THE FORM OF A PEENAR EXPLOSION CHAMBER

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SO HAVE I. BIG WHOOP. LOOK AT ME! IM FINE! BRAIN IS GREAT!

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SO HAVE I. BIG WHOOP. LOOK AT ME! IM FINE! BRAIN IS GREAT!

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PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT CONTRIBUTIONS OF 100 MILLION OR MORE TO MY TEAM WILL BE USABLE AS TAX RIGHT OFFS. YOU WILL ALSO BE ALLOWED TO KILL 5 INNOCENT POOR PEOPLE WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE

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I POOPED MY PANTS. THEY ARE SAYING I MIGHT HAVE. NO. I DID. IT WAS THE BIGGEST POOP. BIGGER THAN THE LIKES YOUVE EVER SEEN. A REAL CONSERVATIVE POO. AND IT FELT GOOD!

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PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT ALL COMPANIES WILL BE REQUIRED TO HAVE A “MEGA CEO” POSITION. THEY WILL BE ABOVE A NORMAL CEO AND TAKE HEAT OFF THEM. THIS IS A VOLUNTEER POSITION

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The Department of Government Efficiency apparently has no issue with RFK Jr's Department of Health and Human Services investigating the vaccine autism link, which is maybe one of the most studied things in medicine in the last 20 years. Doesn't sound efficient nor fiscally conservative

submitted 73 days ago • 106 comments

The ruling is exactly what Alex Jones wanted—and is yet another roadblock to closure for the Sandy Hook families who Jones defamed after the murders of their children.

submitted 74 days ago • 88 comments

Even as Americans live longer, they spend more of their years in poor health than any other country, a new study shows. People in the US live with illness for 12.4 years on average – up from 10.9 years in 2000, according to a study published by the American Medical Association

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WHO UP JORKIN THEY PENITS

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@realdonaldtruump.bsky.social can insult Canada all he wants. We're proud and free! FUCK TRUMP AND HIS INCOMING GOON SQUAD. Donald J. Trump is a very sick man.

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