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[29-♓🏳️‍⚧️-he/they] i am a Human Voice Actor. not an insect, Not studying the human internet to Disguise myself better 🪳❌ trustworthy ✅ FDA compliant (no more than 30 insect fragments per 100 grams of Me) ✅✅
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submitted 3 hours ago • 9 comments

Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋 🎥 "Rebirth of Mothra" (1996)

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

i promise im funny when im not being extremely mean for seemingly no reason

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

the post: “hey so this law is explicitly intended to ban content that acknowledges queer people exist with the express purpose of further marginalizing them, under the guise of banning porn” the replies: “NOOOOO MY PORN” …chat are we being fucking serious rn

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

thread: new photo series where every entry is the toilet paper roll in the mens room at my job being put on wrong in a fun new way bc apparently no one who knows how toilet paper works ever visits this establishment

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

welcome to bluesky dot social dot whatever where even the pussy in bio bots are woke

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

"This Parking Spot Reserved For Mr. Suck Ya Dick"

submitted 2 days ago • 22 comments

looks like its lid up

submitted 2 days ago • 310 comments

this video is getting another bump of attention after the governor’s dinner and ppl keep saying shit like “lol this aged poorly” but like … did it? if you have to explain to someone that they’ve been protested the protest wasn’t exactly effective now was it 🙃

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

i am god’s favorite blood faucet

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

can we bring back weather that isn’t just ice in different forms? i miss what life was like before i had a nosebleed threatening to reopen itself 24/7

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

i think this video is actually cursed

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

they call it ibs because i be suffering

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

i cannot eat without my entire digestive tract panicking because it has to do its job and i must scream

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

died over/after valentines day weekend but i’m back in the fucking building. sleepy bitch disorder cannot kill me in any way that matters

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

wife

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

obviously bedbug infestations are horrible and no one deserves to have to sleep like that regardless of who they are or what they did but also the way this post is phrased makes it one of the funniest things ive ever read in my entire life good-bye

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

holy shit?? youtu.be/sn9EKC9nqU4

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

born 2 shitpost on youtube forced 2 take a break from recording bc someone immediately over my head is taking a bath (with youtube)

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

looking at pictures of turds, frowning, shaking my head "thats a bad one... mine would never look that bad"

submitted 18 days ago • 82 comments

its not even dickriding at this point this is total dick obliteration

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments