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The. Gulf. Of. Mexico!! Pass it on to piss off the convicted felon!!

OMG! She giving Rome vibes. Can’t stand Danielle. #TheTraitorsUS

This episode was boring AF. #TheTraitorsUS

I really couldn’t stand Danielle before this, but now I don’t even want to watch #TheTraitors. Cringy AF. No thanks. I’m done.

Why does Google Maps now have to be updated every time I use it? Like multiple times a day I’m having to update.

My MIL just called to ask what size show my 10 yo daughter wears, but she doesn’t need new shoes and I do so I told her size 8. 🫣😌

My get-rich-quick sceme is to manifest a plane crash with minor injuries #delta

Why are my #stocks tanking today?

How worried should I be about losing #SocialSecurity?

Is it a hot take that I’m super happy David took out the evil Dr? #DONDI

Will Miss Pat and Madison be able to maintain their friendship while Madison’s not drinking? 🤔 #SouthernCharm

Do we think Britney Spears is hate watching #TheTraitors

I just ate half a Share Plum, how much time do I have to run errands? #JeffLewisLive

Carolyn and Danielle should kill off all the boys. #TheTraitors

#PresidentMusk

Do you ever stare at a food wrapper searching for a GF symbol that’s just not there?

Trump should remember how it ended for Hitler.

They won’t understand this but had to repost anyway.

Who made this 🤣

Here's how they report on him in the UK, where their free press has a spine.

It’s funny how people are disappointed the #TikTokBan is over bc they wanted a break. Y’all know you don’t HAVE to use #TikTok just bc it’s there! 😂

Obama’s inauguration - 28 degrees I’m going to leave this here ALL day Jan. 20 …..🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

I just want to stay home and enjoy my last 78 hours of having #TikTok 🫠 #tiktokban

I really hope #ArianaMadix listens to #RHAP. #TheTraitorsUSA #Sandoval @robhasapodcast.bsky.social

The worm is clearly going through some serious substance withdrawals. Even if he’s not a “traitor” he’s still a traitor so please vote him ASAP! #TheTraitorsUS #Sandoval