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Holy shit

Does Chuck Schumer have a humiliation kink

CJ Stroud is gonna break the sack record this year

This is like watching the fall of Rome

Yeah man, sure

Brandon Aiyuk to the Pats 🔜

This Mock Draft now has the Mandate of Heaven

I lied, Eliot you are my sweet beautiful boy and I love you

This is beautiful

God please

lol

the new england patriots

ELIOT WOLF YOU SON OF A BITCH

Eliot you have one shot to make this right

Oh thank god

Eliot Wolf, your days are fucking numbered

Lighting myself on fiiirrreeee :))))))))))

Chris Godwin Milton Williams Carlton Davis please and thank you

As a Pole, I’m here to warn everyone that the eventual Polish nuclear disaster would make Chernobyl look like an Easy Bake Oven

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the best part about JD Vance being vice president is he is terminally online so you know without a shadow of a doubt any insult you levie his way will be seen by him and he’ll draft up a response to it

(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,

Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

yeah but if you fly on a plane right afterwards that bitch is going DOWN

Nixon does WHAT??????

AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH

*Future Patriot Pro Bowler Darius Alexander

He’s going Deval Patrick mode

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Reading Senior and Shrine Bowl reports is like mainlining heroin for me, I’m so sick in the head

Patriot I fear

Normal looking guy

This is the greatest day of JD Vance’s life

WES PLEASE COME HOME

Drew Allar has ZERO juice my god. I’ve never seen a more scared QB in my life

Who gives a shit lol

Titans reaching Woody Johnson levels of bad ownership

HOMER ALASKA IS BEAUTIFUL THIS TIME OF YEAR

BZZZZTTTT WRONG BUCKO

lol

They should send Jerod Mayo to a small mining village in Alaska to live out the rest of his days