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actress (derogatory), film & tv writer Peachy Keen on Substack 🍑 ⬇️ https://rebeccaosias.substack.com/ https://linktr.ee/rebeccaosias
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prevailing thought about The Pitt 📺 is that I just want to be Mel’s stay at home wife. I would make a TikTok account to post all the meals I make for her “everything I meal prepped for my ER resident wife today”.

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

I, too, would simply lay down and pass away immediately if I had to have a meeting with JD Vance.

why can’t I make my friends go bipbipbipbip on find my friends when I want to see them like I can with my AirPods

Fun fact, JK—who is English—single-handedly funded the Scotland remain movement during the referendum, and called separatists “bigots”. She’s the reason there’s no independent Scotland. She throws her money and clout around like she’s fucking Nigel Farage. She’s a billionaire corrupting politics.

not me paying eighty-five (85) British pounds for the Protect The Dolls t-shirt then realising an hour later that it doesn't even ship for 8 weeks 🤠

who's gonna tell them...? #auspol

wild how so many people get paid so much money for all this content to sell Coachella and not one bit of it has ever made me want to go to Coachella.

mpreg mafia

don’t 🗣️ fuck 🗣️ Americans 🗣️

yes

hear hear

"if you're not showering after the bar what are you doing?" I'M WATCHING CONTRAPOINTS HO

if you’re ever worried about turning out like your parents, remember that Vivian Jenna Wilson shares DNA with the most unfunny loser on Earth and she’s the funniest bitch on the internet

Eddie Diaz my beloved even with people who don’t watch the show, your reputation precedes you #911abc

those celebrity prayer app ads are so sinister oml

mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be

absolutely cryin at the 'rally against the oligarchy's popping up in the USA, that country is cooked 😭

saturday of all points east tho 😭😭😭 doechii / tyla / jade !!! they said hey this one is for the GAYS and the BI ELDEST DAUGHTERS who HATE THEMSELVES and I said 🤓☝🏻 yes I will take one ticket

my cat always gives me a “you got games on your phone?” ass look while I’m peeing

being a millennial is really starting to feel like being in a boomer sandwich. boomers on one side and then mini boomers on the other, all frantically hand-wringing about having one drink and showing a little ankle.

hey so! what in the hot toasted fuck is happening on the firefighter show?

get that woman out of Australia I’m deadass. deport her immediately. not a single person wants that cruel useless nobody polluting our precious home and torturing our wildlife.

Hey! I'm so glad you posted this take. I'm actually at capacity / skeeting about something else / masturbating right now, and I don't think I can hold appropriate space for discourse. Could we connect [never] instead / Do you have someone else you could argue in bad faith with?

enough 🖐🏻

this scene imprinted on me as a child and is the reason why I like girls

I have my period and I’m watching Crufts and I keep crying because they’re all so beautiful and clever and perfect and they all deserve a prize

I hope it’s not tooooo controversial to say on #iwd2025 but fuck Trump & the far right, punch transphobes, abandon your choice feminism, dump your ain’t shit husband and take his kids and all his money, and free Palestine 🫶🏻

I told my grandma I have a bad cold and she told me if I want to get better I need to have a fat steak and a glass of wine for dinner and you know what hell yeah

feeling v comforted by David Speers’ ✨crispy✨ hair #wavotes

oh a smear campaign? after your failed leadership bid? by whomst? speak Valentina! #wavotes

I can’t lie it’s fun to see such a huge swing against Labor in some seats and have them be still winning those seats 🤭 #wavotes

"meghan markle's show is out of touch!" she is - let me check my notes here - a PRINCESS. did you lot think she would be making meals from dollar tree like that woman on tiktok? please be so for real

I will henceforth be placing tariffs on my reply guys. 25% of your daily salary to my PayPal for every weird slobbery message you want to send me.

it's been a few days now and still nobody has managed to explain to me why we gave the Best At Their Job trophy to someone who couldn't do their job well enough and needed AI to help them? #oscars

me checking to see who didn’t clap for No Other Land

more hard hitting urgent and deeply vulnerable content on my tt this week incoming 🧋 vm.tiktok.com/ZNdJvpTWU/

you know why Khloe's biological age was so low compared to Kim's? not because of all Kim's out of pocket wellness shit, it's because Khloe's ass is at home in bed by 9pm, she stays in her lane, hangs out with her kids, eats normal food, goes to therapy, and gives zero fucks what anyone thinks of her

Asked a friend how it's going and they responded "bad but I'm used to it" devastating