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rebro.bsky.social
My ass! My big ass!
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When I’m on here they call it blows guys

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Rise n grind

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Putting an iud in my butt so my wife can click her heels like a gay little leprechaun

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

When I’m in there they call it the bitch forest

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

They’re calling me the swaggiest guy on Bluesky or as I like to call it “blows guys”

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Introducing my dog to a friend explaining that yes though she looks cool she’s actually a huge piece of shit who sucks

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Twitter? More like shitter. Like where this whole god damned country is headed to…..

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

My ass isn’t grass, motherfucker, it’s 100% pure American Ass.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

They say my 6’7” Floridian friend who likes small showers is on here…. Remains to be seen if you ask me….

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

I think Mishima is Paul Schrader’s best movie because it allows him to end it with a grizzly act of violence but instead of it being depressing and futile it’s objectively good and a little funny.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Somehow more annoying on here bc at least on Twitter you can write off the stupid bullshit as being from all the people you hate

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

Bluesky… like Twitter but worse…

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

Based on how hard Liz Cheney fucked Kamala Harris I’d say Dick’s got two gay daughters

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

The people follow the Rebro account for the hard-hitting news, the ethical journalism, the side-splitting humor and, of course, the big ass. The big honking ass.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

What if instead of Bluesky it was blows guys

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment

I for one would like to congratulate our new president. Mr. President, I know deep down that you are a good person. Please do not do all of those things you said you would do. Please bring this country together like I know you can. We’re all rooting for you. ❤️

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

sorry boss I can’t come in to work today cus my peebus hurts

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

In the Seth Rogen talking food movie sausage party there’s a scene where two cookies are having sex with each other and then the camera zooms in on one of the cookies’ faces as he screams “I’m gonna crumb!!”

submitted 610 days ago • 2 comments

somebody let the devs here know that the second they give me a GC function I’m deleting twitter

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Remembered my password lol

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Ok just popping by to confirm that they haven’t added group chat on here, the sole feature that would get me to permanently leave Twitter. Ok cool see yall next month.

submitted 459 days ago • 0 comments

Damn! Cool website!!! Nice!!

submitted 498 days ago • 1 comment

More like blows guys

submitted 503 days ago • 0 comments

[me once a month checking whether Bluesky has a group chat feature yet] ah, ok nevermind

submitted 515 days ago • 1 comment

Yes 🧙

submitted 520 days ago • 0 comments

The earth is piss and the world is shit!!!! We’re all gonna die!!!!!!

submitted 548 days ago • 1 comment

Neil Gay Man more like it

submitted 549 days ago • 1 comment

Done with Twitter I guess lol

submitted 549 days ago • 4 comments

How many 80s/90s movies have Rube Goldberg breakfast/food machines? I can think of 3 without even thinking about it.

submitted 563 days ago • 0 comments

Jake got a Bluesky now…..damn…

submitted 577 days ago • 0 comments

Movies are just gonna be mediocre forever now huh

submitted 580 days ago • 1 comment

Drowning a bunch of chickens as a first step to rolling out my new canned protein I’m calling “Chicken of the Sea but for real”

submitted 586 days ago • 0 comments