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Oh no Ben baby what is you doin

aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt

Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office

I watched the first episode of the original Queer Eye, to see if it was as dumb as I expected. It starts with them saying "We've got a longhair," and the first part of their "makeover" is making him cut it. 😒

Congressional Republicans tried to pull a fast one. They called off the budget vote that cuts healthcare for over 38 million children and just put it back up after everyone left to try and make some Democrats miss the vote. Many Dems are voting by card to keep the vote open. I just did mine.

Every House Republican just voted to defund Medicaid. Reminder: there are no moderate Republicans in Congress, and stop pretending there are.

Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil

Anita Bryant's death being announced right at the beginning of MAL weekend was honestly so poetic

In 2024, the NLRB filed a complaint against Tesla for interfering in a union drive at their Buffalo, NY assembly plant. Today:

time to dig up the @adamkotsko.bsky.social tweet

Time to evict AirBnB from your life, if you have't already.

Cool as hell

On twitter there is some kind of discourse about whether tops should get bottoms flowers or vice verse and I am genuinely wondering if it is possible for a website to have a gas leak

literally no person or entity with the ability to break news should do so on Twitter. people still want to be there because it’s ~the room where it happens~, if you give a shit about what’s going on, you gotta make that place eat last in terms of content. stale press releases, hours or days later.

going back in time to tell myself this image is going to end the human race

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

Gay sex

Saying DEI with the hard R

Something that really pisses me off on the internet these days is when people censor curse words. You don’t have to type f*ck or f-bomb or sh*t. You can say fuck and shit. It’s allowed. You won’t get arrested for it

As an autistic person, I give you permission to bully Elon Musk as much as you want. And then an additional 20% on top of that.

I realize this is a privilege of living in a major city that not everyone has access to, but man, having a gay primary care doctor is so nice.

Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

Raptors fans boo the hell out of the Star-Spangled Banner (video via the Toronto Star)

The Oscars let Moonlight win in 2017 and were like "Hmm that's enough good representation for marginalized groups." And so now we're stuck with stuff like Green Book and Emilia Perez.

Chicago, baby.

My nuts have unionized against my dick

everyone's going to have egg on their face when it turns out Robin DiAngelo was working the flight control tower last night

Trump ended Big Naturals, shout it from the rooftops

Me, smirking at the bear devouring my flesh: So you actually can’t do that it’s illegal. Focus on economics

Democrats with hundreds of six figure media consultants: Get ready for a price hike on your covfefe 😂😂🤣🤣 Gustavo Petro: I don’t care if I die, I fucking hate your guts and my ancestors will haunt you

It takes until a Palestinian politician quoted in the 20th paragraph of this story before this "remarkable proposal" is accurately described as ethnic cleansing

DEM SENATOR: Well there’s always next time 😃 a hearty “good game” to my colleagues across the aisle as they shepherd our great nation in the spirit of collaboration and teamwork! 🦅🫡 REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Does anyone know when it’s technically legal for me to kill this [SLUR NO ONE HAS SAID SINCE 1889]

American teens are flocking to a new video app

gen A/I sucks so bad and if you use it you also suck so bad sorry I don't make the rules that's just how it is!

These extraordinary photos of the LA fires have been shared widely on social media, often without crediting the photographer. These are all the work of Ethan Swope, an LA-based photojournalist working for AP. You can follow his remarkable reporting here👇 www.instagram.com/ethanswopeph...

waaaaay too many people in the middle imo

Meta literally created a LGBTQ exception for calling someone mentally ill as an insult. You can't do it for any other group except LGBTQ people.