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AuDHD AF. Obsessed with the Pittsburgh Penguins and Steelers. Never not awkward.
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As my region is slammed with severe weather today, I think about how essential NOAA and the National Weather Service are to us.

Keith Richards is one thing but it's way more medically miraculous to me that every founding member of motley crüe is still alive

Perkele.

So who is gonna run against Fetterman and when can they start?

So super duper awesome that the weather was beautiful all week but as soon as the weekend arrived it turned to garbage. 😞

Senate Democrats: time for a new leader. No later than fucking tomorrow. I don’t care how many headlines there are that say Democrats are in disarray. Get it done.

Penguins Pride Night tonight!!

Recently I began calling Mortimer “Jellybones Jones.” My teenaged son said that it was short for Osteogelatinous Jonathan. I love the evolution of cat names.

I’ve been a Steelers fan for literally as long as I can remember being alive, but if they sign rOdGeRs I don’t think I will be able to follow. 🤮

I’m so tired, but I want to play Minecraft. I know I should be an adult and go to bed but… Minecraft it is.

BIL has been renovating our bathroom for about ten days and just finished. I’ve never been so excited to take a dump. (I’ve missed my bidet attachment.)

Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve. Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead. Everyone: Okay. Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.

I freaking love mascots. 🖤🖤🖤

Privilege is not the presence of rewards it's the lack of obstacles

You can either support the United States of America and our democracy, or you can support trump. You cannot do both.

I applied for social security disability and their determination was that I am indeed disabled but that they still won’t give me my benefits. Working part time is all I can handle, which means I don’t have insurance through work. Medicaid is what keeps me functioning. I’m doomed. 🤷‍♀️

Oh no, the amount of people who didn’t actually read any of the post aside from the hashtag. 😬

If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.

Mr. Dr. Professor Seymour Herman Cosmo Butts, MD.

One of my earliest hockey memories is Mike Lange's call on Darius Kasparaitis's Game 7 overtime goal in 2001. That game - and his voice - are what sparked my earliest interest in hockey. Pittsburgh, and the world, lost a great one tonight. Rest easy, Mike Lange. You'll be sorely missed.

Pittsburgh and the entire hockey community have lost a legend whose voice shaped generations of Penguins hockey. More on #LetsGoPens Hall-of-Fame broadcaster Mike Lange, who passed away at the age of 76 on Wednesday night: @thehockeynews.bsky.social #NHL #THN rtb.thehockeynews.com/shortUrl/Jdl...

A very sad day for Penguins fans. Mikey Lange is a treasure and will be missed endlessly.

I miss sleep.

February punched me hard in the face this weekend. I’ve been unable to do much besides sleep all weekend, and normally I struggle with insomnia. 🤷‍♀️ Seasonal Affective Disorder is fuuuuun!

Was gonna make a joke about a cybertruck driver's kid asking their dad to drop them off a block away from school so their friends don't see them in it but then I remembered they wouldn't be allowed custody

Is… is this a Chuck Tingle novel?

Ope, time to leave for work and I’m still in my pajamas. 🤷‍♀️

welp, I look forward to seeing y’all on the ADHD farms I guess

@indivisiblemayday.bsky.social so happy to have found you on this platform! Thank you for doing the hard work in the reddest of red rural PA. 🖤

Then there’s little Miss Ellie here, deciding it’s time for me to be a bed instead of finding a way to work.

Just one of those days… more winter weather, car won’t start, etc. Lucky to have a relaxed schedule type job and an empathetic boss for the first time in my life! Makes this stuff easier to deal with for sure.

Migraine Sunday leads to Insomnia Monday. Hooray!

Sometimes I forget that adhd and autism are actual disabilities and it’s okay for me to use my limited free time to just rest my brain 🥺

Super Migraine Sunday