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Conclavin.

found out who's writing the ai summaries at the top of google searches

Ugh, Piero della Francesca sliding into my DMs again with his unsolicited diptychs.

I will repost this thread every single time James Bond is mentioned until someone gives in and lets me write the screenplay.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

Important Mochi update:

It was shaping up to be a quiet afternoon, then the exercise ball chair that one of my colleagues has been sitting on for years decided to go POP. We're all wide awake now. 👀

dua lipa: if you’re under him you’re not getting over him mc escher: [drawing] actually,

Apparently it's #WorldHippoDay, so here's a hippo I saw at the Musée des Arts Décoratifs in Paris last year. It was designed by François-Xavier Lalanne in 1968, and is in fact a bathroom in disguise! Its body opens up to be a bathtub and its head flips up to reveal a handbasin.

Roses are red You better not pout I've opened the cage The tiger is OUT #Yes #YES 🐅❤️

My job's moved offices this week, which is fine, but I feel KNACKERED even though I didn't have to lift or move anything, just go to a different building. I reckon it's because my brain hasn't yet built the pathways needed to do my daily routine on auto-pilot, so it needs to think about EVERYTHING.

Immediately propose and then fall into another dimension in embarrassment

Very happy to be celebrating the New Yorker’s 100th anniversary with this very normal and not at all disturbing cartoon. #newyorkercartoons #humor #cartoon #centaur #mythology #greekmythology

[Gladiators theme] Flying round my study is a haunted raven! I was weeping for sweet Lenore! Presently it rapped, it tapped, it flapped into my grieving! And it's never leaving No no nevermore It's such a naughty raven!

A happy birthday/anniversary to two of the all-time greats.

You see a lot of theories on when the Internet went wrong but I think people are missing the big one: That time Willow scanned that cursed book containing the soul of Moloch "the Corruptor" while helping Giles in the Sunnydale High School library.

baby Gromit, like baby Snoopy, always makes me want to cry (positive)

"And he gave it to me for free, Bob!"

I had to draw the Fishbourne #SuperbOwl of Scruffiness.

If I’ve learned anything at all in life it would be to never turn down an opportunity to draw an alligator in a jaunty hat.

We're celebrating, as ever, the start of Super Bowl 2025 with this Superb Owl. 🦉

Good Thing Alert: Went to the Piano Nobile gallery in Notting Hill today to see an exhibition of Barbara Hepworth sculptures that feature strings. Excellent art and it's free and open until 6 May!

Everything you ever needed to know about Stephen of Blois in one catchy song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuZs...

Inside you are two wolves

Excalibara. #art #KingArthur

The Bregenz Festival is famous for staging some of the most mind-blowing spectacles. Verdi’s opera, “A Masked Ball,” featured a stage that looked like a giant book being opened by a skeleton. The show took place in 1999 on Lake Constance in Bregenz, Austria. It astounds me every time I see it!

Still thinking about him* *he's a kitchen #FantasticFour

awww www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Me: I don't have any strong feelings about the new #FantasticFour movie. Also me: THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL KITCHEN I HAVE EVER SEEN