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jamie she/her bay area dyke jersey-raised italian american princess 37 and gone to heaven
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Uninstalled all my dating apps. Over it!

As a trans athlete, what exactly is my biological advantage? My bones are literally brittle and I now have all of my mother's chronic health issues

Do you think Orville Peck is into trans girls? Asking for a friend (who is me)

Girl says she neurodetergent

If you see this, post a skeleton!

I think looking at straight men on dating apps has given me a stronger empathy for straight women. It's rough out there

Swiping right on your worst photo to fuck with the algorithm

Lipstick on a pig (I'm the lipstick)

Trying out Tidal as a replacement for my Spotify subscription. So far so good!

It's me, I'm the bottleneck

What's the latest on girl stink? Pits update pls

KEEP HONKING I'm absolutely NAILING the group vocals in AFI's iconic 2003 masterpiece SING THE SORROW and also I've never driven a car before

This is the only way I wish to be spoken to

Full makeup, in my underwear, eating a banh mi, watching a documentary about Luigi Mangione. My date canceled. Bag severely fumbled

It's like y'all never had bipolar 🤣

Did I wind up on some kind of hot tranny list or something why am I getting so many follows all of a sudden

Can I just say something without people getting mad

girls have the prettiest faggot voices

This plot would fix me

Sir, I have a ponytail, I can do whatever the fuck I want

I require attention and praise

Reskeet this until y'all can find me one

Where the tboys with strap game even?

Progesterone, depression, and cookie dough made me so fucking thick I just found lint under my right buttcheek

A man sent me a dick pic but the angle was confusing and I swear it looked like God put his doober on his body upside down

I've seen things you cis wouldn't believe. Brilliant smiles of newly out dolls, dancing in an exposed shoulder dress for the first time. I watched cheap CVS makeup glitter in the dark of the pit of a Thot Crime show. All these moments will be lost in time like estradiol in the rain

I wake up and read the news, which, is great for my mental health and something I should continue doing

Had a dream Ariana Grande was my Lyft driver

Do I have any Canadian friends that would send me some of these? They are really keeping me safe this season and I'm almost out!

I just wanna be a tradwife pregnant with your kid and cooking you dinner is that so much to ask? fuck I gotta get off prog

How has everyone on Tinder been to Machu Picchu?

Love when tech offers two options: "Yes" or "Ask me again later." I love that. Love it. Mmhmm

Having myself a feel awful falafel

My circumstances? Extenuating