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Making America Great Again

MAHA

my endorsement for any democratic presidential candidate who promises to send the entire DOGE team to prison

Manzanar, Tule Lake, Heart Mountain, Topaz… I guess none of these names ring a bell for you?

we need a Wishbone reboot aimed at adults

Gavin Newsom, a schmuck who has spent every waking moment the last 10 years of his life thinking about political optics, getting dogwalked by a guy half the country didn't even know existed like 5 days ago

well i am sure this administration will take strong action to make sure food safety is a top priority going forwa… hold on i am getting an update

Woke up from a dream in the middle of the night with the word "squidcatcher" on my mind. It's an idea that seems easy to complete but gets wildly out of control quickly. Most of my ideas are terrible. This one isn't(?).

RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is

"Still, legal analysts have raised questions about the legality of sending US citizens to prisons abroad." what are we doing here. it is illegal. there is literally zero question that it is illegal. what is this 'raised questions' stuff.

Get bent, Oprah.

I understand you’re just trying for a weird dunk here, but “unhoused” is used because it helps frame it as a systemic issue rather than a personal one. People haven’t failed to “find homes”; we as a society have failed to house them.

If Biden rambled like this guy does multiple times a day every day on camera, Republican would have stormed the Capitol again to demand that senile moron was forcibly removed from the presidency. We live in the stupidest timeline and universe.

there is simply no amount of child death that will move RFK to change his mind because he is a predatory narcissist who cares less about health than the gratification of his own ego

-Mike Love

weird, what could explain this

This is a 12 alarm fire for the economy. If being friends with the president and giving him kickbacks makes you exempt from large import taxes Vs your competitors, it will stratify the whole economy and push corruption and loyalty and political controls deep into the private sector

i am like 80% serious when i say that woke is the only thing that kept this country together

Any reasonable person would read this headline and presume he would be fired for gross incompetence, but this is America and his last name is memorable.

I've been thinking about this a lot. We talk about how bad Russia is with corruption and injustice and we are racing towards that right now. People aren't feeling the effects of these cuts yet but when we're hit with a natural disaster or another pandemic and we have no response, it's over.

I want to help people with food and healthcare. I want there to be free educational programs that help people become productive members of society. I don't want to have a poor class and homelessness. I want to help our veterans, kids, and senior citizens.

Sure, sure, you could suck the oceans dry to use AI to draw a picture that looked a bit like Studio Ghibli, or you could do something better for your community, like heroin

If you’re reading this. If you’re a kid: read the Wayside School books. Wayside School books rule #lifehack

Credits: Adifitri33 on Twitter. Lifted from Reddit.

As a Columbine survivor, it’s the lmao that really does it for me.

thinking of one of abraham lincoln's great quotes this morning: "As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. Whatever differs from this, to the extent of the difference, is no democracy."

"You think that's bad? What about this completely unrelated thing? HUH!? HUH!? Why don't you guys ever talk about this other person who has not held any office in nearly a decade and had nothing to do with this?"

Good question. Why DOES Pete Hegseth have a Russian phone number? 🤨

So, like, it's really clear that the GOP is trying to isolate us from the rest of the world like an abusive stepdad.

Freaking terrifying

Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid